@RodneyAssman

Parody account

Joined July 2015
I want to extend a heartfelt thank you to all of our supporters across AZ, and to our police, firefighters beloved Eagle Scouts for their continued support.   See you in two years.
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Rodney Assman ♥️ Bluesky retweeted
🚨NEW: Vivek Ramaswamay, an incoming member of the Trump Administration, has announced plans to cut $120 billion in Veterans health care. RETWEET to let the American people know what they voted for!
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Rodney Assman ♥️ Bluesky retweeted
Kerry Kennedy, sister of RFK Jr. and daughter of Robert Kennedy, on her brother: "I am disgusted by my brother’s obscene embrace of Donald Trump. And I completely disavow and dissociate myself from Robert Kennedy Jr. and his flagrant efforts to desecrate my father's memory."
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Rodney Assman ♥️ Bluesky retweeted
Replying to @joncoopertweets
The boat
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I’m glad I turned on the local news. They played Kari Lake’s clip about her 2nd loss. She said, “These memories that we’ve made together will never go away.” Hard to believe someone that blocked half of Arizona built any memories. Glad I turned on the tv or I would’ve missed it!
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Rodney Assman ♥️ Bluesky retweeted
Yesterday Trump announced he's nominating Pete Hegseth as his Secretary of Defense. Hegseth's a prominent Fox News personality & veterans advocate, but he also has strong ties to the Christian far right that I've not seen fully exposed yet. Here's a thread w/ receipts... 1/
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It’s like he should have paid attention in school.
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Should one of these two be the next Senator from Florida? If DeSantis wants a political future he better strap on his white boots and make it happen
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Rodney Assman ♥️ Bluesky retweeted
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Anything to make him stop! I understand this time there will be flame throwers and actors from the 80s and 90s petting zoo
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Look who just slithered back into the whitehouse… #Trump
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Rodney Assman ♥️ Bluesky retweeted
White MAGA boomer: “In my day people weren’t so easily offended.” Me: “In your day white people would lose their shit if a Black person used the same water fountain as them.” Crickets 🦗
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🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 Kari Lake signals to supporters the biannual change from campaign season to lawsuit season. I hope you brought your mittens! #LakeLost
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Definitely, not the party of #LawandOrder They replaced it with #HateAndFear and #CivilWar
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Rodney Assman ♥️ Bluesky retweeted
This statue just appeared at a park in Philadelphia
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Hey @Garrett_Archer you need to stop the count! At this rate Austin Smith will be a legislator again!!
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I wonder if @KariLake would have done better if the @azgop included her on their billboard?
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 SECOND AMERICAN CIVIL WAR CANCELED. NORTH AGREES TO SLAVERY! #Project2025
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