My house is so neglected I just spent 5 hours cleaning it. So that when my parents get here, I can tell them to excuse the mess, I didn’t get a chance to pick up before they arrived.

Epstein didn’t kill himself. But Carole definitely killed Don. #TigerKing #HereKittyKitty

“If I leave my wallet in the car, I won’t buy anything online”... and other lies I tell myself.

Cutest thing ever 😂❤️

Congrats Bridger! 💕💥💪🏼

See this Instagram video by @gffkennel instagram.com/p/Bx5JVkbAvK0/… Lord, if it’s my time to go, please let it be like this.

Idk. Have you ever tried going around 3 barrels?

I can’t take you seriously if every single profile picture you’ve used over the last year is a different Snapchat face filter.

Barrel racer problems: Finally shaved my legs and now every bruise on my shin is highlighted brighter than girls’ hair in the 90’s 😑

Unpopular Opinion- bananas that aren’t quite ripe are WAY better than bananas that are ripe or over-ripe

So true 💗

Pothole season isn’t only apologizing to your vehicle.. Sometimes it’s the horses in the trailer too

😂😂 yes

Hi. Police? Yeah... um, I’d like to report an assault. Yeah. When? All year. Name? Winter.

Idk why I even bother making mini muffins. I still end up eating 37 at a time...

I wish I had $1 for every time I’ve stubbed my toe or tripped over a frozen turd

Splurged on a massage while we were in Jamaica. Masseuse: oh your leg! What happened? It hurt? Me: oh that’s from rodeo M: *blank stare* Me: I barrel race M: *blank stare* Me: I ran into something... M: ohhhh

It’s another great day in barrel racer land ☀️🌴