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Las Vegas, NV
Joined May 2010
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Maturing is realizing that Nurse Ratched was in the right, and that McMurphy is the real villain of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
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Forrest Gump’s not even retarded he’s just autistic and highly suggestible. Like he takes people’s words literally and also does whatever anyone tells him to do. There’s nothing in the movie about him being too dumb to understand something.
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Boy band full of retards called One Direction: Down
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Metal band full of retards called Syndrome of a Down
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“You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain,” is simply one of the hardest lines in movie history. Absolute banger.
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Anyone else hate when a girl backs her azz up without calling you Big Daddy?
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Hosting a freak-off in Vegas tonight to celebrate Diddy’s acquittal. DM me for details.
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When a normie says a particular movie is “the worst movie they’ve ever seen,” you can be sure it’s an absolute arthouse banger
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If you’re a man, you need to be spending the first three hours of every day watching R.R.R.
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Imagine somehow being unhappy when the music of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard exists
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I don’t want to be… a crumbling, crumbling, crumbling castle
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It’s not that returning the cart makes you a good person, but it is the case that *not* returning the cart makes you *not* a good person.
returning the cart doesn't make you a good person
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Kickers are too good now. Goalposts should be narrowed in the future.
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One of the biggest signs of civilizational decline is that you can no longer find the unfrosted version of these anywhere.
The perfect pastry doesn’t exi—
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Brent retweeted
These Falcons uniforms are a masterpiece. Just make them full time, c’mon man.
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appliances should never beep, unless they are in danger of melting down or setting the house on fire. the dishwash machine should not beep when it is finished washing dishes, the washing machine should not beep when the clothes are done. not even the oven should beep at the end of a timed oven cook, unless you extremely explicitly tell it to. this trend of modern beeping appliances is a plague on the land, they are machines and they need to shut the fuck up.
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The fact that pit bull smiles are so cute has created a scourge upon society
His name is the last thing you ate.
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I have at least six friends I would take a bullet for. And several others I could use as a human shield in a pinch.
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Fellas is it gay to wear Lululemon? I’ve never seen more comfortable looking pants.
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The Cheers theme song was light years ahead of its time
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