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Johnny Mac

@RockstarDMD

Dentist, Guitars

 Scranton, PA
Joined June 2015
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Get foxed autocorrect we are through.
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Love AI, but if we are outsourcing our Dr pimple popper videos to AI what are we even doing here
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We have to go back Kate
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@owrootApr 14
Really late 90s and really early 2000s are interesting because they feel kind of like yesterday and really modern but there aren’t really cellphones around like a timeline where smartphones never were created.
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Real ones know why this number doesn’t change
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I bought 2 minivans to breed them in captivity and save their species from extinction
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I cannot eat spaghetti politely
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Rookie mistake.
Bruno Ielo (@BBCan3Bruno) profile pictureBruno Ielo@BBCan3Bruno17 Jul 2025
If only Ashley saw @RockstarDMD advice before going into the #BB27 house 😂 watch the full video here youtu.be/Pxz5LsfHdM0?si=HbmT…
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If your storm door closes all the way, by itself, without any regular maintenance, your storm door is in the top .01% congratulations you should breed it
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LOVE BACON
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I’m convinced a microwaved ceramic bowl can heat a 3000 sq ft home for 18 hours
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Son, if any of the cool kids at school offer you a flavored seltzer water, you tell them NO, because it will RUIN NORMAL WATER for the REST OF YOUR LIFE
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“Do you have any idea how badly I want to… get off this island and win a Masters Tournament?”
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Donny is chilling
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But not all snow are rocks.
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Since the dawn of time, he DayQuil to NyQuil ratio in the combo pack has needed adjustment.
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@BunchuBets21 Dec 2024
Happy Valley indeed. #WEARE #CFBPlayoff
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I believe in constants like gravity, the sunrise, and that The Menu always be streaming somewhere
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“A Very JPark Christmas Special” We are overdue.
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