@RocketSpouse

I was a human being, once. Now I am @GailSimone's husband. Share the rainbow or something!

Joined March 2013
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AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW: the exclusive 45th anniversary merch collection of the double album release of ‘No. 1 In Heaven’ & Sparks-produced ‘Is there more to life than dancing?’ by Noël. The double LP & CDs are available to order as well. ✨ store.allsparks.com
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Happy Record Store Day! ⚪️🟢 #RSD24 #RSD2024
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Ha! Thanks!
(((Sparky Santos)))@stsparky27 Aug 2023
Replying to @GailSimone @RocketSpouse
Happy birthday to a brother in space & rockets. Gail’s birthday is NASA’s so you two were meant to be. It’s a wonderful world!
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Awww, thank you!
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Okay, I have an amazing, fantastic, incredible, not-very-interesting weird story that happened last night. Prepare to have your brains blown out by my brilliance in this amazing tale. 1/
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Weird thing I can’t get out of my head. The Fun Bun is a @knotts Berry Farm creation. It’s a huge fresh cinnamon roll, dipped in funnel cake batter, deep fried, and covered with boysenberry cream cheese frosting.it is a delicious gooey nightmare. 1/
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If weird Evangelical album covers were superhero film posters… WANDAVISION
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So I took my lovely wife @GailSimone out for a nice lunch and walk along the beach up the Oregon coast. We found a bench and sat and watched the waves come in. We sat quietly watching nature's beauty. I asked her what she was thinking. "I wonder if Mera could beat Namor."
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Thank you for all the kind birthday wishes!
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Okay. Prepare yourselves for shocking, photographic evidence. Not for the meek. If you are easily frightened, LOOK AWAY.
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Michael McKean
@MJMcKean19 Aug 2019
Replying to @GailSimone
When you dine in Quebec Get some love down your neck Poutine When your exiting Banff You’ll need fresh underpanff Poutine Shepherd’s pie is a lie. You must try Poutine
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It's true, never had coffee or beer, either.
James Lynch@HeroJamesLynch30 Mar 2022
Replying to @GailSimone @RocketSpouse
That's gotta be a fakey.
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Happy Valentine's Day to my incredible wife. You make me happier than you can ever know.
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I married the best lady.
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"there's a WOMAN playing Batgirl in the Batgirl movie. More Soy SJW BS from the Antifa media. Ill never buy another comic book or see another movie ever again. Donate to my patreon" 10,000 dudes on youtube in an hour probably.
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Oh, man, you are just begging for it, JB.
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Replying to @GailSimone
Don’t you dare discount what we have.
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Replying to @GailSimone
Her D&D bags are goals. So darn beautiful.
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People are still disbelieving that I have never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, or a grilled cheese sandwich. They believe in a flat earth, but not sandwich scarcity.
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Quick, I am getting a gift for someone who loves Star Wars and I want to get them a couple novels (they don't follow me on Twitter). Recommendations, please?
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