I can't see you, obviously, but I bet you've got a smashing blouse on. FFC

Strung to your ribcage- LDN W6
Joined March 2011
Tuesday's Clichés episode will be me, alone, reading out Oliver Brown's absolutely deranged interview with Richard Keys, word for word.
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Champion. Of. The. World. #F1 #AbuDhabiGP
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He’s a real threat from deep
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Meanwhile, Antonee Robinson has 7 assists from 1.85(xA) in that same period.
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London night 2 - The Vertigo of Bliss… incredible 🔥💥 #BiffyACOB 📸: @RoseRedVelvet
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David Brent x Tyson Fury II Enjoy @rickygervais @Tyson_Fury x
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Who’s on the plane? The very unofficial England squad announcement
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He’s not a football man
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Where did Liverpool find Alexis Mac Allister? 🤯
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Could all the Joneses please slow down and let David Moyes keep up
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It’s Barry Hayles turn to look after the Fulham team parrot
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80s goalkeepers just booting it
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#NLD #ARSTOT 🎯🎯🎯
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me: FUCK MORRISSEY also me, listening to The Smiths:
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19 years ago today we all met David Brent. Here’s the opening scene to #TheOffice Series 1, Episode 1. #Brent19
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It will take, I swear to God 10 minutes MAX. I can get everything done in that time. #Extras @ShaunWilliamson @StephenMerchant
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Is this guy serious? Lost the plot big time there. If you don’t think Bergkamp was that good, then you don’t understand this sport at all.
“If Bergkamp was so good, why didn’t #AFC win the Champions League or back-to-back titles?”🤔 “Never scored more than 20 goals in a Premier League season... he was there for 10 years!.”❌ @talkSPORTDrive fires back at Martin Keown in style on the Bergkamp debate🔥
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Replying to @Jayoconnor8
@Jayoconnor8 I saw my wife having sex with my best friend in my swimming pool on the same day I discovered my farther stealing my shares.dg
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One of the best British films ever. Essential watching. – at Sunderland, England
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