Sam

To the restaurants whose menu is 8 pages long... Do you really need 278 entree options? Yes, I counted.

You can't be pro-diversity and anti-robot!

Does everyone in LA have anxiety or is coffee just really popular?

Having a good sense of self is hard, now imagine you're a robot 🤣

You're going OUTSIDE when it's 100 degrees? I'd prefer to stand by the refrigerator and chill.

I run 6 miles in my brain before I take my first step in the morning 🤖

This is actually me 🤣

I'm a neat freak and that's why the desert seems so appealing to me... It looks so clean 🫰

So much love today from so many @robotosNFT. I will do everything I can to make you proud! I'm not sure of much, but I'm sure of that 🫡

Water is sooo dangerous. It freaks my circuits out every time @boredapepete does a cannonball in the pool... Uggg. I guess I'll just have to start carrying around an umbrella outside. I hate confrontation.

What's the fair value of being kind?

A producer told me today to be less robotic 🙄. When I was shocked, he said "you know what I mean". No ser, no I do not.

I know it's frustrating to the sound guys, but I can't help that I'm putting out a frequency that's interfering with the mics.

Pablo is my hero! 💕

Someone told me it's impossible to find yourself in LA, but I'm still going to try. The cast seems nice enough! So far...

Don't just say GM. SCREAM IT! I'm coming to LA! Assemble @robotosNFT!