@RobotKemp

Comedian, creator of The Elvis Dead. https://xitter.cf/t.co/9PLI70GFeO

 West Midlands, England
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Joined September 2012
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I don't know if any of you are here in Edinburgh, but just thought I should mention this is happening. #hailtotheking #elvis
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Rob Kemp retweeted
ACMS@AltComMemSoc7 Jul 2025
Less than a month till #edfringe? Here, have a time-ordered list of gig recommendations: noblefailure.org/ed25 With e.g. @MisterABK, @AlexyBennett, Amy Annette, @DruCripps, @marksilcox, @MaxFulham, @richardvranch, @RobotKemp, @turlygod, @TomMayhew and 400ish others. Wahoo!
Monkey Barrel, One 23:55-02:45ish Sundays-Wednesdays August 3-6, 10-13, 17-20, 24 £8.50/PWYW on exit noblefailure.org tinyurl.com/acms25 monkeybarrelcomedy.com #ACMS | @AltComMemSoc @BarrelComedy

ALT Monkey Barrel, One 23:55-02:45ish Sundays-Wednesdays August 3-6, 10-13, 17-20, 24 £8.50/PWYW on exit noblefailure.org tinyurl.com/acms25 monkeybarrelcomedy.com #ACMS | @AltComMemSoc @BarrelComedy

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Rob Kemp retweeted
ACMS@AltComMemSoc3 Jun 2025
Two months till #edfringe? Here, have a time-ordered list of gig recommendations: noblefailure.org/ed25 With ACMS Board Members @BenTarget, @BridgetChristie, Elf Lyons, @JosieLong, @JozNorris, Sophie Duker, and @turlygod, plus our gig wife @VixLeyton! And 300ish others. Wahoo!
grid of faces of ACMS veterans, with text about ACMS The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) *fresh! Sisyphean! comedy!* Monkey Barrel, One 23:55-02:45ish Sundays-Wednesdays August 3-6, 10-13, 17-20, 24 £8.50/PWYW on exit noblefailure.org tinyurl.com/acms25 monkeybarrelcomedy.com #ACMS | @AltComMemSoc @BarrelComedy

ALT grid of faces of ACMS veterans, with text about ACMS The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) *fresh! Sisyphean! comedy!* Monkey Barrel, One 23:55-02:45ish Sundays-Wednesdays August 3-6, 10-13, 17-20, 24 £8.50/PWYW on exit noblefailure.org tinyurl.com/acms25 monkeybarrelcomedy.com #ACMS | @AltComMemSoc @BarrelComedy

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instagram.com/reel/DBKl2rlMo… I need to watch this video every day until the message sinks in.

DanDan (She) (@dandanrides) • Instagram reel

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Tonight in our Studio Room! 🕕👇 Rough Works, featuring @jo_enright, @mrmarkrow, Hannah Weetman, @destructo9000, @dannyclives, @RobotKemp, @TalDavies, @a_tweety_bird & @KarenBayley Doors: 6pm Last entry: 6:15pm Approx finish: 9:30pm Tickets & info 👉 bit.ly/RoughWorksBrum
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How am I supposed to get my range of Ringo Starr bin liners endorsed now?
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Rob Kemp retweeted
ACMS@AltComMemSoc20 Aug 2024
At Monday's #ACMS you saw, and should see more of: 😻 @turlygod & Linda (Andrew Sim) 👀 @AlLubel 🧢 @hannahtheplatt 👓 @KitchNate 🎶 @EdyHurst 👃 @destroycomedy 🐭 @zomgmouse 🚫 @RobotKemp's Bad News 🌊 @OhHeyMeliss & Shane Dundas (@umbilicals) 💍 @leslie_eb 🫤 Tim Reeves
Linda looking happy, Thom looking shocked

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Melissa in a sailor suit, shaking her assets, as Shane makes motorboat noises

ALT Melissa in a sailor suit, shaking her assets, as Shane makes motorboat noises

Rob, rakish in cowboy hat & denim shirt & pleather pants, leans our way

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Hannah grins in a cowboy hat

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Good ceremony plans so far, guys, but I think it needs something else, any ideas? ... Robo-apocalypse-water-horse? Jacques, you are a genius.
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In her newest song it sounds like Rita Ora is calling us a shower of shit.
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Do we sing 'Foden, Phil Foden, He's Phil Foden' to that Harry Styles song? If not, why not?
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Releasing tie-in merchandise today for a film from 2017 just seems mad to me.
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This gets more delightful with every viewing
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On the subject of Withnail and I, my mum asked 'is that the one with Owen Wilson and the dog?'
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I was born for this. All those nights at the matnasium won't be wasted. *kisses pendant*
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Rescheduled Bristol date. Come be reassured that you aren't alone, and that sequins will suit you too! x
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@ChuckleBusters12 Sep 2023
SAT 14 OCTOBER - Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee @robotkemp comes to @AlmaBristol with his incredible show Agenda! “Agenda kicks ass” ★★★★ Chortle⁠ chucklebusters.com/events/ro…
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Edinburgh! See you this week for Sat 12th: @RobotKemp (MC), @NickDoody, @DuffMarvel Sun 13th: @sikisacomedy (MC), Zane & Degge, @bechillcomedian Mon 14th: @EsylltMair (MC), @OttoAndAstrid, @ComedySportz_UK Tues 15th: Bec Hill (MC), @thetedhill, @YurikoComedy, @MartinMorComedy
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Edinburgh! Join us at @AssemblyFest Roxy this week to see... Tues 8th: @destructo9000 (MC), @MadameOpera, @DettonatorAUS, Mr Fibbers Wed 9th: @HalkettStephen (MC), @thejohnhastings, @MarcelLucont Thurs 10th: @RobotKemp (MC), @LukeRollason, @robinince 🎟️ assemblyfestival.com/whats-o…
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'A consummate actor' ' I suggest you stop reading now, buy a ticket and go and see it.' Highly Recommended! Very proud boyfriend. x fringereview.co.uk/review/ed…

This Is Not A Play (It’s A Pathetic Cry For Help)

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Chesterfield! KIDS! We're part of @JunctionArtsUK's Children's Festival this weekend: join us in the Queen's Park Bandstand on Saturday 29th for hilarity from @MattHighton, @RobotKemp and @howardread! All of whom you can hear on our Radio Nonsense podcast! Double whoop!
Chesterfield Children’s Festival Queen’s Park Bandstand, Chesterfield Saturday 29 July | 2pm | FREE junctionarts.org | 01246 209 219

ALT Chesterfield Children’s Festival Queen’s Park Bandstand, Chesterfield Saturday 29 July | 2pm | FREE junctionarts.org | 01246 209 219

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🤣 @HullTruck shows now on sale 🤣 Week one! 📆 Tues 31st Oct to Sat 4th November 🎤 Hull Truck Theatre, Godber Studio 🎟️ £6.50 - £18 👇 hulltruck.co.uk/whats-on/com… Featuring @RobotKemp, @EdyHurst, @JuliaMasli, @ViggoVenn, Jeddy Bear and Gary & @alanhudsonmagic @KatHudsonMagic
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