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In this episode @willaverill & I learn @SpicyBeefGaus has sued a giant!
See us live on Saturday night for the love of god!
Episode 574: Dark Love in Nippleopolis! Guest @SpicyBeefGaus & @RoboNelson79 explain Gallagher brothers to @willaverill! “Graverobbing gets a bad rap” -our lawyer! Which stall has the tico hole!? We're live this Sat, Uplift Coffee in downtown LFK, 8pm!
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It’s really underdiscussed how much of American conservatism is based on the premise that only conservatives are allowed to wield power and that the will of the voters is something to be worked around if not outright ignored
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Not true. Hegseth gets his clothes from a company called Book a Tailor, which he confirmed in a Fox News segment. I suspect he got his clothes for free in exchange for this mention on Fox News. The company owner confirmed in an interview that their suits are made in Thailand.
In the time he since promoted this company, three US suit factories have faced closure. Instead of promoting US-made clothing, Hegseth promoted cheap imports that undercut US manufacturers.
You only think they're made in the US because the clothes are plastered with US flags. This is because you are more easily impressed by spectacle than substance, which is why this administration is so exciting for you.
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See us live! Live Episode 575, Saturday 11/14, at Uplift Coffee in downtown LFK, 7:30 door, 8pm show!
Suicide is painless in a world where pizza is meaningless, @willaverill! Brain surgery be damned!
Episode 574: First Brain, Then Cocaine! @RoboNelson79 's Top 5 Brain Surgery Tips, @willaverill decides how many mac&cheese Fridays in a row's too many, could Abe Lincoln pass as British, can you do a good Prince, and yes, lots of rules DO involve cocaine!
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I am fascinated by this suggestion that it is controversial to say we shouldn’t use our tax dollars “dropping bombs on somebody else and their kids.”
Spoiler: that is not a controversial statement. And you can’t bully people into believing it is.
Abdul El-Sayed literally just repeated the gist of the claim that got him in hot water this week:
“It shouldn't be this hard to pay taxes and know that that money's gonna be spent on you and your kids, instead of dropping bombs on somebody else and their kids.”
That is the essence of the highly controversial ad that caused Haley Stevens to break with him and sparked condemnation from Jewish leaders across America.
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I hope folks will think about the fact that @HaleyforMI demanded that @AbdulElSayed denounce as antisemitic an ad he was not associated with, but is now endorsing a man who called Abdul a terrorist. She is fine with bigotry and racism as long as its against the right people.
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I cannot fucking believe Hillary Clinton of all people is talking about this before Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries are. The bar is in hell
Hillary Clinton: “His surrogates and a lot of the independent expenditure media is really fear-mongering against El-Sayed as a Muslim, trying to link him to the Muslim Brotherhood, Trump is doing that. I’m just tired of that and I hope people are tired of that. Judge somebody on who they are, what they stand for, what they produce. This is not about woke, this is about broke. If you can’t win on affordability, if you are bankrupting the country and enriching yourself personally, try to divert attention”
I kind of hope they were a bit discerning with the undercover agents identities, though considering we know the majority of all federal criminal investigation have been redirected toward border control, the undercover agents in ice and cbp probably aren’t doing much of value.
Good. There shouldn’t be a secret police force. No job should exist that’s so abominable that you have to cover your face in shame to do it.
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One of the men who won the Nobel Prize for Chemistry last year was a Palestinian-American, Omar Yaghi.
Racist POS.
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contradictions under capitalism are heightening, parasitic capital in the imperial core refuses to make even the smallest concessions to the working class w modest social democracy. abdul isn’t even a socialist, and yet the media still considers his populist demands a bridge too far. we must continue to organize. soon big tech & the remaining us business tyrants will have a big decision to make; will they continue the democratic experiment, or will they see fascism as the only stable path for continued extraction. to the third world our impact has been violent and destabilizing, but now, imperialism will turn inward - we must fight back against it. this will be an existential struggle.
We really stepped in it this time. @willaverill endangers a local marriage (not his!) over fantasy football. I involve the House of Saud in birthing an abomination in defiance of god’s laws & preferences. Blue Oyster Cult was right again (always are)!
Mind your meat bags!
Episode 573: Rockin’ Leather Vests & a 90’s Buschemi! @RoboNelson79 fights anyone sayin BOC’s Godzilla isn’t poetry, @willaverill has a lotta side projects, leather vests on hefty men, no-neck swole giraffes, & get yer chocolate in each other’s blueberry!
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if you call this fascist, the media and politicians who support israel will spend months slandering you and countries will restrict your travel. ask me how i know.
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He’s a fucking racist and there should literally be no debate about it.
This is racism. Plain and simple.
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As his policies bankrupt them, Trump-supporting farmers fully embrace socialism. But only if it’s for them.
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Abdul Sayed has never supported Islamism or advocated for any kind of violence.
But here’s Eli Lake wearing a tshirt of Menachem Begin who led a Zionist militant group that bombed the King David Hotel, killing almost one hundred people.
