Napoleon / Bonaparte

Joined September 2015
I want you to sit with something for a moment. Because it’s big and it’s horrifying and it’s being completely overlooked. The key strategy the Dems are talking about is creating a coup by getting Trump to use the insurrection act. All of it is based on trying to get an overreaction from the Trump administration against protesters. This necessarily means they want protesters to be maimed or killed. Without that, the rest of their elaborate scheme fails. This is their keystone. Which means they have a frontline, sufficiently brainwashed infantry that they have cultivated that they feel operationally capable of doing this. And the leaders are perfectly willing to do it. That’s one of the reasons Antifa was created. Think deep for a moment: they are targeting vulnerable and mentally ill people and cultivating them for what are effectively suicide missions. All with the simultaneous moral corruption of insisting they are defending democracy. From there, it’s not much of a stretch to realize that this kind of destruction of the vulnerable for their political objectives is standard operating procedure with these folks. Look at these Antifa people. They all look mentally ill. Traumatized. Thwarted. Dwell on that for a moment. Let it marinade.
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Can a medical professional please help me out by explaining how this is even anatomically possible?
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“Como consertar o mundo?” Boomers: “ganhe mais dinheiro” Geração X: “seja tolerante” Millennials: “torne-se vegano” Zoomers:
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BREAKING: Albania right now, anti-government protests have erupted into violence.
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Don't tell me it's just "left wing youth." There have always been French socialists and communists. This is being done by North African invaders.
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Here is one of my greatest creations for roleplaying games. I came up with it in the 1980s. As far as I know it has never been published officially anywhere. But it ought to be. It is, of course, the Spot Obvious roll. In any roleplaying game, there comes a time when you, the gamemaster are rolling your eyes because your players are being idiots. Why can't they see it? Here are four examples: EXAMPLE ONE: the giant fire elemental stands directly under a loose, cracked water tower held up by rotting wooden pillars. Your players only see a DPS race. They cast spells or hit the elemental with swords, ignoring the environment. EXAMPLE TWO: the crumbling cavern has a clear stream of water flowing out through a wide crack in the back wall. Your players see only the dead end. They stand their ground and fight waves of infinite monsters. EXAMPLE THREE: while tossing the bad guy's apartment, they find a calendar with May 3 marked off with the word "Roodmas" in red letters. Now the players wonder when the Big Cult Festival will be? Maybe May 1st? could it be May 10th, Mother's Day, because the cult worships the foul Mother of a Thousand Young? Argh. EXAMPLE FOUR: there is a stone door with a giant keyhole. On the table is a giant key. The players decide it's a magical puzzle and spend 45 minutes casting Detect Magic, checking for traps, trying to pick the lock with a dagger, and ignoring the literal key. This actually happened to me. We've all been there. Spot Obvious is my solution to keep play moving. When I am amazed the players are being idiots, I call for a Spot Obvious. The players roll against their INT x5. But here's the trick - THE CHARACTER SUCCEEDS IF HE FAILS THE INT ROLL. In other words, the stupidest characters have the best chance for a Spot Obvious! My logic here is threefold. First, it matches real life. Often it's the smart guy who overthinks things. Second, it's hilarious. Third, suddenly the character with an INT of 8 becomes useful in the logic puzzle. Now you may say, "Well Sandy, the GM is partly to blame in these cases because they're used to you typically overthinking puzzles." That's a fair accusation. But even if I screwed up, we still have to get past the obstacle! You don't have to unlock everything with a Spot Obvious. For instance, say the party just defeated a goblin ambush and they're wondering where the goblins are coming from. I can call for a Spot Obvious and when/if they succeed, I say, "Remember, you actually have a wounded goblin prisoner from the fight." Then they go, "Oh yeah. Let's question him." Then there's roleplaying involved - it's not just handed to them on a silver platter. Best of all if they all fail the Spot Obvious (it has happened), then I just sit smugly. The players know they are missing something plain and unmistakable and it drives them nuts for a while. Often they can figure it out just from that. Even if they don't, their angst is highly entertaining so we're all having fun. Go forth and prosper.
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🤡 Lukashenko comes to Zelensky's defense. "That's not for Trump to decide" "Who becomes president of Ukraine is up to the Ukrainian people," the dictator unexpectedly declared.
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when I do it, suddenly I'm "recklessly endangering children" and "unfit to be a school bus driver".
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He died a warriors death. See you in Valhalla, brother ✊🏼
🇷🇺🚨 Il se GAVE de VIAGRA pour un pari à 4 300$, tenir 12h au lit avec 2 femmes SANS s’arrêter, et finit par mourir d’une CRISE CARDIAQUE ! En février 2009, à Moscou, 2 femmes parient 4 300$ que Sergey Tuganov, un mécanicien de 28 ans, ne tiendra pas 12 heures au lit avec elles. Il accepte le défi. Pour tenir, il avale une bouteille entière de Viagra. Il va jusqu’au bout et remporte le pari. Mais quelques minutes plus tard, son cœur lâche et il meurt. (Fox News / The Sun)
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Chose the worst day to rob me.
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Women who get plastic surgery are committing reproductive fraud. Their future husbands will expect their children to look like them, but they will inherit undesirable traits that were hidden. This is a criminal deception.
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