Hope he gets splinters on that bench

If you’ve analysed what Eddie Howe has done as a manager, and listened to how intelligently he speaks, I don’t really get why people wouldn’t want him at United His surname doesn’t sound Brazilian and the fact he’s got a lairy assistant seems to be all people can throw at him

Is Martinez on interviews tonight?

I was not on the train that Leeds was a bad performance. We competed Tonight has been horrific They are better than people think but we have been awful It is not acceptable from the players and staff 3-0 after an hour Shocking

Rashford is the problem

That QPR Pen is why VAR is needed

I miss the days of left backs being judged on defending and not how many goals they score

Won’t be a majority opinion but if your talking top 5 finish this squad imo has absolutely no excuse not to finish in there. Obv challenging for league no chance The lack of energy and running and intensity is very worrying and unacceptable from the players, coaches and Carrick

From 2 people who have no love for United I thought this was excellent This is not JJs fault His dad needs to think longterm and tbh sort himself out and help his boy develop It’s actually sad and I worry for the kid longterm We will see

LACEY!!!!

Great to see Van Persie Jnr coming on at the Nou Camp!

Shaw and Rashford always had chemistry Both bang on it today

I should start doing tweets “if that left back was Luke shaw he’d have got caned” Trouble is I’d be tweeting every game I’ve watched Hall Robinson Kerkez Robertson Maatsen and yes Shaw been skinned multiple times already Shaw is not what he was. But every left back gets skinned

Some people have an issue that, bar Bruno, no one knows for sure who will play in the front 6 I personally love that. If it’s hard for United fans to work out then it sure as hell will be for the opposition We have options. And we will pick them according to the opposition

Some very good performances Mainoo for me the best but obviously Bruno was brilliant Rashford deserved a goal or assist for his performance. Glad they was singing his name Bring on Everton

Business is about to pick up 😉👌❤️

It’s great to be back in the champions league isn’t it?!

Mbappe is the best player on the planet

I didn’t want Baleba when the whole world did 12 months ago Will never be a hypocrite However I think it’s what we need in terms of his attributes-and like any player I’ll fall in love with him the second he signs Defo more excited than i was when we signed Ugarte!

I remember watching this live One of the most incredible footballers I have seen in my lifetime The definition of a “Natural”

It’s great seeing all the Norwegian kids queueing up to see their heroes There’s only 1 Man Utd!