If, as claimed, the sun is a star it would only come out at night. And, correct me if I’m wrong, it hasn’t done, yet! Checkmate, Astrologists.

Heard in Home Sense; lady pointing at a piece of Monet art, “do you like this?”, partner, “yeah it’s okay, but it’s only a print”. Can’t say I’m surprised, that at £29.99, they’re all out of originals.

Ran the Prosper Events Quantock Hills Half Marathon this morning. Utterly brutal but brilliantly organised, setup and executed 👏. Of course, the main reason to come on here and mentionitis it is to say I came 🥇 (THAT’S FIRST IF THE ICON DOESN’T WORK) in my category #humblebrag

Congrats internets >>

Saw Martha Argerich at @bbcproms last night. Totally brilliant. Wonderfully nonconformist. 👏 (Broadcast on BBC4 this evening)

Train manager, “the reason for the train being 5mins delayed is due to it arriving late at Reading station”. World class trolling 👏

Graceland is probably the best album of all time. The Proms is brilliant. But when combined it’s, a Jethro Tull, Château d'Disaster.

Lovely to see our overlords using the #severealert system to notify us of a balmy summer’s evening.

Hey @deesnider could you get Widowmaker, Blood And Bullets on Spotify, saves me going up to the loft for the album. Cheers 🍻

Graceland would be an infinitely better album by dropping one track, ‘You Can Call Me Al’. #FMIRL

Wokeness actually peaked in 1969 >>

Weather reports have gone from worshipping the sun to throwing rocks at it.

Imagine extending half time for that.

Love discovering new music. Just when I think it can’t get better than that, a this comes along. And this week’s that is this by @NBThieves >> youtu.be/bBY1D-BdspQ?si=sNwJ…

YES ENGLAND! WE ARE SO BACK! 😍

*climbs behind sofa*

Where is football coming?

Woke up to see Scotland took a beating.

FIFA is correct to listen Trump, he has the peace prize so knows that it’s right to smooth things over.