Robin

Nightmares Read: tl.gd/n_1sopecp

By a professional, I hope.

Gonna be a long week...

//Nightwing trilogy.

It's almost like there's a huge reason why it's the unpopular opinion....

It’s “Happy New Year” you imbeciles. One, singular new year. I understand you dullards might hear an ‘s’ because the night before is called “New Year’s Eve.” but that is the possessive form of the word, not plural. Educate yourselves. Tch.

“Who would be? Isn’t the entire point of this asinine holiday? And you will be expertly supervised.”

“I have not discussed this with your father. But perhaps you should. It is always better to ask permission than forgiveness.”

“On Halloween? How trite. Regardless, I… 𝘞𝘦 are more than capable.”

“We hardly need a chaperone. They would only slow us down.”

“I have already begun mapping the most effective route in your neighborhood.”

“Not so loud.”

“We must revisit this idea this year.”

“It’s a term of endearment!”

“Tt. Silly, stupid girls. Everywhere. Though I do miss Hippo Hips.”

“I have been tending to a bonsai as of late, and have come to a conclusion: Plants are better than most people. But can still be troublesome buffoons in their own right.”

Simpleton.