You have my vote! #makeourcakes #MarthaAndSnoop

This is the only form of public speaking that seems more painful than bombing at an open mic

Why are we all saying "Ronda Rousey" when we should be saying "Angry Julia Stiles?" Wwwwhhhhyyyyy?

I've gotten far enough in LA that my parents are sometimes slightly impressed with my most successful friends mode successful projects. Yay!

Uh oh! An unmarried female character just felt queezy. Will she have a convenient miscarriage or see a baby on the way to her abortion?

The Big Bang Theory is No Longer Correct #ScientificTVShows @midnight

Sister: "I feel bad. I came in late to work because my boss is at Coachella" Me: "You can do whatever you want if your boss is at Coachella"

Bad TV shows: the only place where people go to parties in masks

Wait I forget, who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?

Just hurt my eyeballs by rolling them too hard

Some people straight up look like lions and that is weird

My fav thing about the Magic Castle was 100% seeing a dove wearing a diamond necklace.

Weird guy in coffee shop: I like your height. Me: Thanks, but I didn't have any control over it.

Is it physically possible to want to read a friends travel blog?

If any of you knew how high I crank the heat up when no else is in my apt you'd all lose your minds

Thoughts on watching DS9 for for the first time: there have literally been 3 Chief O'Brian episodes in a row

Thoughts on watching DS9 for the first time: There's no way Keiko is attracted to Chief O'Brian. This I've known since TNG

Thoughts on watching DS9 for the first time: why is Chief O'Brian shirtless twice this episode yet Bashir is fully clothed the whole time?