The handsome virgin of Boystown.

Joined February 2017
Chinese sleeper agent Yi Long Ma on his way to work sabotaging US interests
USAID probably could've stolen that election for bolsonaro, if only the evil leftists in charge of the US hadn't dismantled it
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Cumparty: love is love edition happening in a couple days 😍
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Hello fellow eggs, are you ready to serve masc BOOTS? 💅
Clavicular is officially launching the “Height-Maxxer,” an insert that fits into any shoe to increase height. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Gay Larry David is so upset about getting ignored on Grindr that he’s literally throwing his nephew onto the meat market so that he can work through his own trauma of getting ignored by twinks.
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Well I assume the gay guys are locked
As a swimmer on a LGBTQ majority swim team I can attest that nobody is showing as much bulge as the straight men are
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21 dry cough salute 🫡 😷
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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When you respond to spam text messages to do your epic chungus ‘yes and’ trolling, Apple doesn’t recognize you as trolling, all it does is flag that interaction as legitimate so it’s no longer flagged as scam likely when they start calling. Your improv is making society worse.
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Korea, Japan, China
Here’s the real test: Can you tell which one is Japanese, which one is Chinese and which one is Korean?
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The Leave Britney Alone guy but for Lana retweeted
Oh.... I always thought it meant an Asian person from the Bay Area. I had no idea it had to do with... what did you call it? Statistics?
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Did she spell her own last name wrong in the opening frame?
this is beyond insane, here's the full episode i'm dying
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Lula won but Bolsonaro not acknowledging it. Fingers crossed the interior ministry sides with Lula
FLAVIO BOLSONARO DIZ QUE NÃO RECONHECE RESULTADO DAS ELEIÇÕES E VAI PEDIR ANULAÇÃO DO PLEITO
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I love when guys hold up their phones showing their text messages to the Chipotle worker like they’re stopping the tanks rolling into Tiananmen Square
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Iran, I can resist bottoming for 2 weeks
Your plane has crashed in one of the countries below, and you have to survive for 2 weeks until you are rescued. Which country are you picking?
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My favorite thing about data engineers is every time you ask them for a codebook and you show them an example, they act like it’s the first time they’ve ever seen one 🤩
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Data engineers when you ask them to do their job: 🥺😣
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The Leave Britney Alone guy but for Lana retweeted
“ever since i gave you my peacock password all i get is HIV commercials” - my sister
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Soft launching my penis by getting hard
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