@RobertsCooking

AMDG 🇻🇦

Joined November 2013
In the end, we are all LARPers.
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No fucking way right?
Trade summary, per @TomPelissero: Giants get - JJ McCarthy Vikings get - 2027 5th-round pick
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Oh but you did buddy. And maybe even the first round.
LeBron James: "I didn't leave my family to lose in the second round, I know that.” (via @JoshReynolds24)
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Your favorite football team is now 3-0
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Trump said exactly what we were all thinking when Obama said that
"Barack Obama just said if you put women in charge of every government for two years, things would be better." Trump: "I love women, I think they're great, but what a ridiculous statement that is." 😭
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"Barack Obama just said if you put women in charge of every government for two years, things would be better." Trump: "I love women, I think they're great, but what a ridiculous statement that is." 😭
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Hold on now they might be on to something
Have y’all ever eaten a hamburger like this?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Stolen word for word x.com/Bornakang/stat…
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Bukele larps as a 19th century European aristocrat and throws gangsters in mass prisons. I keep saying it, but we unironically need more larpers. Aesthetics are everything, you are what make of yourself and your surroundings.
Hemos trasladado los restos de Francisco Morazán a un nuevo mausoleo, construido especialmente para custodiarlos por siempre. El mausoleo se encuentra a un costado del Palacio Nacional, dentro del nuevo Jardín Centroamérica. Estará abierto al público a partir de mañana, jueves 24 de septiembre, a las 7pm. La entrada será gratuita.
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This just in: I asked Claude Opus 5.5 to make something absolutely useless and look at how it came out!! This is getting really annoying
I asked Claude Opus 5.5 to make the most impressive demo of itself and gave it zero direction. ~5 hours and 697M tokens later, it made this demoscene intro. Every pixel and every sound comes from one 280 KB HTML file. No images, audio files, 3D models, or libraries. Sound on. (It also wrote this tweet)
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Opus 5.5 just dropped meaning you have one week to squeeze every ounce of intelligence out of it before it gets nerfed down to Haiku 3.5
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🔥Robert🔥 retweeted
we went from sept 1 to sept 22 in 10 mins, at this rate, new year’s is tomorrow
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Infinitely more moral than an elective abortion
Texas teen mom hands 1-month-old son to stranger at bus stop, flees in Uber: cops trib.al/RaOtA14
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This guy Trump is such a weirdo narcissist why does he have to make everything about himself
Trump on his attempt to change AI to Super Intelligence: Welcome to the new world of super intelligence-SI. Let's see if that goes. It sounds much better. Let's see if I have any power. Maybe I do and maybe I don't. We're gonna find out pretty soon
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Phrases like “super intelligence” also tend to reinforce the serious error of thinking that AI really is a kind of intelligence – which it is not, any more than artificial grass is a kind of grass.
It is genuinely such a window into Trump's mind that he takes the extremely important, extremely fraught question of whether AI will attain superintelligence--and ignores everything about it except which term plays better as a brand
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High of 67 tomorrow. I know what you’re all thinking, “I should debut my new jacket”, “my cool new jacket”, etc Do not do that. Everyone will remember you as the guy who was way too eager to wear a jacket Be a little cold tomorrow. And when the cold comes be that much colder
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It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru
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whenever you're ready mate
Eu farei 10x se for preciso. Eles não estão preparados.
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The Law of LARP: In order to become, you must LARP first
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U miss one exit in Miami n end up in Cuba
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