Dad, hubby, RN/NP, metal head, fond of good beer, wine, and food, proud Texan, aquarium dork. SGP 87, ACC, TTUHSC alum. Cubs, Cowboys, Red Wings.

Austin, Tx
Joined December 2011
Game over. Didn’t deserve that number 1. I don’t know what it will take to fix it but Sark has some serious work to do. #UT #Longhorns #sark
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You know what would be awesome @snwfest ? An app update for Texas. At least load the map!
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Hey #austin #Austin #ATX #atx #512 can yall please quit running red lights? Someone died doing so this am at Braker and Mopac. Maybe if @Austin_Police would run some enforcement it would help.
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I’m buying @Bijan5Robinson mustard tomorrow and putting it on everything. #hookem #mustard
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Dammit @X @elonmusk fix the damn feed to be chornological! I should not be seeing Tweets from days ago at the top
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Hey @COTA wtf is going on with getting in for @BABYMETAL_JAPAN? I’ve NEVER seen a line to the grandstands.
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Finally giving the latest @BustaRhymes #DillagenceII a spin and loving it.
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When did “AI slop”, while accurate, become the new “FAFO”?
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Hey @dominos in what world does it make sense for my pizza to go PAST my house, then further again, before coming to me? Currently 30mins since it left the store and now it got pushed another 10mins out. I get it’s Sunday night ball but staff up
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Hey @elonmusk can you get the team @X to fix the timeline to be chronological? I shouldn’t see tweets from 8hrs to days ago when refreshing.
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Hey @snwfest, how about removing all the Vegas info from the app? I know yall probably don’t know the schedule or a bunch of other details but cmon.
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Hey @KLBJ937 why am I getting espn on the hd2 station? Gimme back my metal!!
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Hey @IRSnews your automated phone system sucks. Why is it so difficult to talk to a person?!
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Hey @Gatorade are y’all going to sell those red/white/blue coolers being used at the home run derby? My special lady friend wants one.
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Hey @Austin_Police what was happening on 35th this am?
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Hey @nbc whoever is directing the fireworks show needs to be demoted to doing local cable access shows in Alaska. Horrible job. Nobody wants to see a bridge with fireworks reflections off the building or drones flying in frame.
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I was today years old when I found out I share a birthday, albeit I’m a year older, with a legend! Happy birthday to my twin @Nick_Offerman
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Hey @Walmart and @blue_rhino Y’all need to fix the outside exchange setup at Walmart on Anderson Ln in Austin. The card reader doesn’t work.
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As a @DetroitRedWings and #hockey fan in general it pains me to read about #claudelemieux untimely passing. Please don’t suffer alone. #RIPClaudeLemiux
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Hey @wilw can you talk to someone about bringing these back? #craftbeer
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