'Never Give a Monkey a Machine Gun'

Joined February 2022
30 years too late for me really to give a fuck but still CP Company and Baggio got to be a pairing devised by the casual 'gods'.
Sportswear, Not For Playing In: Roberto Baggio An intimate story connects the journey of the football legend with the history of C.P. Company through the mutual values of perseverance, work ethic, and generational legacy. Discover the project at cpcompany.com
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Imagine this being England's away kit! It'll go great with... "There were 10 German bombers in the air..."
✈️| @stokecity Away 26/27 The Potters’ away shirt incorporates early Spitfire camouflage and RAF roundel-inspired cuffs as a tribute to regional legend, Reginald Mitchell CBE 👏 The red and blue trim are nods to the rounders that appeared on the jets.
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That's me told.😂 I'll hold my hands to bring in 'Fruitcakes and Loonies'. Love to Mancunian Cufflink. PS. Can someone pass the message on?
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England fans who have spent the last 50 years singing about shooting German bombers and not surrendering to the IRA are now having a hissy fit over the word Malvinas scribbled on a bed sheet with felt tip pen. Weird lot.
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Congratulations to our close, self effacing neighbour England on winning the World Cup last night. Thoroughly deserved and pleased for you all. No more 60 years of hurt. Shove that up your fannies Germany. #worldcup2026 #england
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Test: Elon Musk is a waste of wanksplatt.
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I've found this little lad on the Tram Road / Trevethick Trail between Merthyr Vale and Quakers Yard. He looks well looked after and loved. #TaffTrail #TrevethickTrail #MerthyrVale #QuakersYard
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#Trump his bone spurs have cleared up then?
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Just to reiterate 'Welsh not British' after watching the Lonsdale hordes march in London led by a fucking hobbit. #UniteTheKingdom be fucked.
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Griff Rhys Jones #channel4 #GreatAmericanSouth rocking CP Company again.
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BBC2 Oasis v Sky The Sterophoincs. Anyone in the CF48 postcode got heroin? Cheers.
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Middle aged men who are getting worked up about @adidasoriginals x @oasis collaboration probably need involuntary euthanasia administered upon them. Only an opinion.
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George & Andrew sporting Fila in 83 here. I'm pissed. #Wham
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Hi @BorisJohnson my lad is autistic but he doesn't act like a massive cunt. Are you sure you're just not a cunt and telling a fib about being on the spectrum? Perhaps your other fibs are also due to being autistic or perhaps you just being a massive cunt again?
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Fuck off @ManUtd
Now confirmed 😔 All home fixtures have been updated with this policy update.
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Best of luck @manutd at selling tickets for midweek games if still mid table for 66 quid a pop for a 11 year old. That's my fucking lot with you. Glazers, Ratcliffe robbing twats.
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11:15pm on @ITV tonight Wills is talking about how we can end homelessness. Who said these cunts can't do irony?
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