Dickinson Township snow plan, version 2.0. 🚀❄️ Should we replace the plow truck with the new Roadster? Asking for a friend. 😉 @Tesla #TeslaRoadster

Commenter: "Mercedes has Level 3." My "Level 2" @Tesla on Friday: driveway → Schuylkill in heavy traffic → underground garage in Philly → parked itself. Never touched the wheel or pedals. Level 2 on paper. The future is here. 🚗 #FSD

Busy week of travels but totally relaxing being chauffeured by my Tesla (Fireball) on the new FSD 14. 99%!!! 😉 I wonder if @DirtyTesLa can beat the stats. But ❄️ snow is on the way in central PA…I saw @IowaTeslaGuy diving his in a blizzard 😳 can I keep my 99% streak going ?

🚨 Safety systems failing while driving — 6 times. 3 service visits. Days without my BRAND NEW Model Y Launch Edition. @Tesla still says: “We’re diagnosing.” Tesla can launch rockets but can’t fix my car? 🚀➡️🍋 Meet my Model L (Lemon). @elonmusk #Tesla #ModelY #Lemon