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31. Fully qualified personal trainer. Gambling extraordinaire. How will my tale be told if I don't live a great story?

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Joined June 2009
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Supermarkets have been able to cope with the demands of 60 million people every day of the year for my entire life. The system works. If you stockpile, not only are you ruining a system that means you can always get what you need when you need it, you’re a selfish twat.
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98% of guys say they always return borrowed tools to their buddies . . . 68% say they’re waiting for a missing tool to be returned.
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Taking the @RobW18 approach on things, of soon being 22 and not giving a fuck, is pretty ingenious. Such wise words, god I love that man!
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Side effects of the McMuffin
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Take a minute to read this...
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“Death is something inevitable.When a man has done what he considers to be his duty to his people&his country,he can rest in peace” #Madiba
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Announcing a new festival (happening this year) next week...stay tuned :)
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We've been loving #1LetterWrongMovie recently. This is pretty great - Lord Of The Bings.
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Laura Robson's thighs. That is all.
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RANK.
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Robert Wood retweeted
My mum moans at me when my phone goes crazy, it's awkward when I have to tell her that it's her sending me Words With Friends requests
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@RobW18 I'll be your dad between the hours of half 1 and 8 today if it makes you feel better, I'll even give you fatherly advice
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"I don't think Anne Frank was real. I reckon it was a conspiracy." Quote of the day from @Sweetenham93. #idiot #karlpilkingtonindisguise
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Final night in Bournemouth for 3 weeks, watched after earth with @RobW18 and now a little chill with @shea_darcy and smithy #livingthedream
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Will Smith hates Justin Bieber vine.co/v/bLZimOeFiz6
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Ferrari jacks time... instagram.com/p/aL8n-ygW6p/
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Tim Duncan & the @Spurs celebrate their sweep & a trip to the #NBAFinals! twitvid.com/PYBT4U
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