Teller of jokes, Star of @PodAnotherOne, Human trafficker on a very small scale.

Liverpoooool
Joined June 2009
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Florian Wirtz has played 3 games in a row without Szoboszlai for the first time in his Liverpool career.
Florian Wirtz has scored or assisted in three consecutive games for the first time in his Liverpool career: 🅰️ vs LASK 🅰️ vs Brentford ⚽️ vs Villarreal
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This angle of Man City's opener tonight really does show how embarrassing of support that club has... There is more empty seats, than filled ones, on a Champions League night.. 🫣
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This video is actually hilarious 😭
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Could have been awkward…
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EU roaming feels ambitious
Everton
@EvertonOct 15
Introducing Everton Mobile – the sim-only network built for Blues. 📱 Reliable, flexible, exclusive rewards and great value, with plans starting from just £15 a month. Join today: evertonfc.com/mobile

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I like Shane Gillis as a comedian, I don't think he hit the tone he was going for or the punchlines this time, but he'll be fine and I'm still gonna follow his stuff. As far as the general state of comedy and ~jester's privilege~ though, I think Anthony Jeselnik nails it here:
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The issue with Shane Gillis' SNL set is that it wasn't funny enough. He's done way more offensive bits, but most were so funny they intuitively registered as bits, not beliefs. Edgy jokes don't get comedians in trouble, jokes that aren't good enough to extenuate their premises do
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Russell Brandroid
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 14
Robot seized by German police after allegedly groping teenage girl bbc.in/4yhLbMk
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Wait for Florian Wirtz 😭😭😭 xitter.cf/LowResReplays/status/2…
WIRTZ OFF NIGHT AT ANFIELD! 📉 Florian Wirtz conceded possession 17 times in 66 minutes on the pitch against Man City. 😳
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Shane Gillis goading thousands of women into tagging him in their half-naked selfies is elite tier.
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The club with more revenue than Real Madrid can’t sell a home fixture against PSG
Manchester City
@ManCityOct 12
Final tickets available now! 🎫 Join us at the Etihad as we take on PSG in the UEFA Champions League 🤝 Get your tickets 👉 mancity.co/PSG
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By getting an assist for Trabzonspor against Samsunspor, Mo Salah reached double figures for goals and assists faster than any player in Super Lig history (7 games). Another record broken. Only Mo Salah 👑 🇪🇬
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🇾🇪🇸🇦⚡️- Three big booms heard in Riyadh, according to Reuters.
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Kelly Clarkson this weekend:
fuck you and your bird
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WELL WELL WELL @Carra23 😂😂😂😂
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🚨Darren England FAILED to overturn Luis Díaz’s WRONGLY DISALLOWED goal in Liverpool’s 2-1 defeat to Tottenham in 2023. Just 48 hours earlier, Darren officiated a match in the UAE, reportedly EARNING £20,000. Manchester City WON the league that season. After the game, the Premier League admitted a “significant human ERROR” had occurred... Diaz’s goal should have stood.
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FSG I am sorry for ever asking you to spend money. Please never sign a £100m player again
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Peter Bankes is from Merseyside, so he can't referee Liverpool or Everton. Chris Kavanagh is from Manchester and has refereed 30+ games involving City or United. Make it make sense
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