Dear Reform UK. Please could you provide us [the political public], a copy of your acceptable free speech guidance? It may help in any future mix-ups. For example: Reform councillor said they'd melt down Nigerian people to fill potholes — fine. Reform councillor shares a post calling for Natalie Fleet to be shot — fine. Reform councillor says he can't wait for Starmer to be hanging from a lamppost — fine. A man wearing a gallows humour T-shirt — not fine. You see where we find ourselves? You allow vile and rancid comments under the guise of Reform Free Speech™, but when you see a T-shirt with the word Nigel on it, you lose your shit. How do you even know it meant Farage? It could have been Havers or Mansell. If you could email me your guide forthwith, I'd be much obliged.