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NHS Manager, passionate about Patient Safety, Clinical Audit, Quality Improvement and in pursuit of simple processes - all views my own

Newcastle-under-Lyme, England
Joined September 2020
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I have seen it, and agree about the voice, not quite right, I think they have merged me with someone who does me for comedy sketches, but very amusing all the same.
I hope @KirstieMAllsopp has seen this, it sure about her voice though 🥴🤣 xitter.cf/TheMistressRox/status/…
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Replying to @hellomag
Come on @hellomag - the lady you refer to became the Duchess of Cambridge on 29 April 2011 and the Princess of Wales on 9 September 2022. One day she will become Queen Consort to William, will you still call her Kate Middleton? Where is the respect or doesn't it count any more.
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Appalling service on @jet2tweets flight LS901 this morning. No pre booked food or drink, limited drinks to buy. Yet email yesterday assured pre booked would be honoured. #shit2 #jet2
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Stoically doing his duty by the Nation in spite of his own health battles. We support our King!
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A friend sent me this and it’s funny enough to share.
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Yet more evidence, as if we needed it, that the Chancellor must be sacked. For months Reeves has lied to the public to justify record tax hikes to pay for more welfare. Her Budget wasn’t about stability. It was about politics: bribing Labour MPs to save her own skin. Shameful.
BREAKING The OBR says it informed Rachel Reeves as far back as ***September 17*** that the downgrade in productivity forecasts was offset by 'increases in real wages and inflation'. The deficit was in fact just £2.5billion By October 31 that deficit had turned into net positive of £4.2billion. That basic forecast did not change from that point So from what the OBR is saying it looks like Rachel Reeves and the Treasury were briefing ahead of the Budget that there was a £20billion black hole in the public finances that didn't actually exist The £30billion worth of tax rises in the Budget are predominantly a consequence of her decisions to increase public spending, particularly on welfare, and have £21.7billion worth of headroom As @Peston @PippaCrerar @hzeffman have all pointed out, it makes the Budget build up - and the narrative that big tax rises were coming because of a deterioration in the public finances - look frankly surreal in hindsight
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She lied to parliament. She lied to the media. She lied to the markets. She lied to the British people. Rachel Reeves is the most dangerous and dishonest Chancellor in British history. She has GOT to go.
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There's a line every Chancellor knows they cannot cross: you do not invent a crisis to plunder the public purse. Rachel Reeves didn't cross the line – she erased it. The facts are clear. On 31 October, the OBR told her she had £4.2 billion of headroom. No black hole. No fiscal cliff. No looming disaster. Yet on 4 November she strode out and spoke as if Britain were teetering on collapse, as if some unseen storm had torn through the nation's books. She talked of "difficult choices," of "consequences," of a shortfall she knew was fiction. That wasn't a slip of the tongue. It was a deliberate lie. She didn't raise taxes because she had to. She raised them because she wanted to. She froze thresholds, dragged almost a million more people into higher-rate tax, and cooked up the biggest stealth raid in modern times. All of it hidden behind a phantom crisis. The black hole was political theatre, designed to shield a welfare splurge aimed at pacifying Labour's restless backbenches. The story of a collapsing budget was nothing more than an alibi, and a clumsy one at that. Once you strip away the noise, the truth is plain: Reeves lied to the public so she could tighten her grip on their money. She even blamed Brexit, the Tories, inflation, global instability – anything except her own choices. And when the OBR published the timeline that exposed her, the Treasury lashed out, accusing the watchdog of breaching some sacred "private space." It was an act of panic. The OBR didn't breach anything. It blew the whistle. The only thing the Treasury wanted to protect was the lie. A Chancellor's authority rests on trust. She signs off every tax a family pays. She shapes the numbers that steer the markets. When that figure misleads the country about the state of its finances, the entire system is tainted. Every forecast becomes suspect. Every Budget becomes theatre. Every future tax rise is greeted with the question she fears most: what are you hiding this time? You cannot run a credible economy when the Chancellor has debased her own currency – the truth. Even Labour MPs can see it. Graham Stringer says the whole justification for the pain has melted away "like snow on a spring day." Others mutter that "it all looks a bit odd." When your own side begins edging away from you, the dam has already cracked. Kemi Badenoch is right to call for her resignation. Mel Stride is right to say she misled the country. And the public – those who will now pay more on their wages, their savings, their pensions, their fuel – can see the pattern for what it is. This isn't a one-off error. It is the first real glimpse of how this government works: panic the country, raid its pockets, and hope no one spots the join. Reeves didn't inherit chaos. She manufactured it. She should go. If she stays, it tells Britain that dishonesty is no longer a scandal in government but standard practice. A free people cannot accept that. A country built on plain dealing cannot live under a Chancellor who treats truth as a prop and the public as marks. Reeves should resign because the office she holds demands honesty, not stagecraft. And because a nation cannot build a future on a lie. "Reeves didn't inherit chaos. She manufactured it. She should go. If she stays, it tells Britain that dishonesty is no longer a scandal in government but standard practice."
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It’s official: there is no “£20 billion black hole.” It was a lie. Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves pushed this lie on the British public for months. It’s beyond disgraceful; it’s a full-blown scandal. Their positions are utterly untenable. This government has no mandate left.
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Beth Rigby DESTROYS #Starmer. Look at him blink and squirm as he is accused of LYING!
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GradeA* cretin!
🚨RACHEL REEVES DOESN'T KNOW HOW HER NEW TAX WILL WORK This is so embarrassing She's actually stupid "How will your new mileage tax work?" "Through M.O.T's" "What if it's a new car, they don't need an M.O.T" Errr... don't know 🤦
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He is an automaton who, when asked difficult questions, turns on the pre-recorded excuses. A spineless and weak PM. He, the Chancellor and his govt need to go
Fair play to Beth Rigby here. She calls out Keir Starmer’s dishonesty over taxes and despite him trying to talk over her, she repeatedly challenges him. You can see him getting visibly annoyed.
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Makes a mockery of hard working people.
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Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table, At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find any way To tax his ass! Tax him all he has, then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and when he hollers; Then tax him more, take all his dollars Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid... Put these words Upon his tomb: ‘Taxes drove me to my doom...' When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply Inheritance Tax! #BudgetDay
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Today’s Budget was a total humiliation for Rachel Reeves. She will go down as the worst Chancellor this country has ever had. Her position is now untenable and she knows it👇
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If you missed it. This is Kemi Badenoch's response to Rachel Reeves' disaster budget *in full*. I've never seen anything like it. Kemi tears her to shreds. This is absolutely brutal. Well worth a watch 🔥
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The face on Rachel Reeves… Kemi Badenoch delivered the response of her life for Britain. Amazing. She was brutal, factual, passionate, funny, clinical and absolutely smashed it. Well done @KemiBadenoch. Labour have broken all of their promises.
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Outstanding 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Today’s Budget was a total humiliation for Rachel Reeves. She will go down as the worst Chancellor this country has ever had. Her position is now untenable and she knows it👇
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Custard is useful. Half cunt half bastard.
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