Baseball fans should thank the Astros. Please don't refer to me as a doctor—that would discount my education. Your favorite prospect probably isn’t a prospect.

Texas, USA
Joined November 2014
So here's what happened: MLB found NYY/BOS stealing signs using tech, refused to legit punish them, and warned everyone else not to do it (while media laughed and laughed). HOU, also stealing signs at the time w tech, stopped shortly thereafter, MLB had knowledge and refused to
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Once the Astros officially fuck up their front office for another 7+ years I’m out. Real teams are fun.
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Real baseball is fun again. Who would have guessed.
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Dipshit front offices are gonna dipshit. Just wish this was the worst of their issues.
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Idk wtf football but this is insane. Mf said who tf are you?
Mike Evans just did perhaps the most hilariously disrespectful thing anyone’s ever done on a football field. There’s no comeback for this.
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Gimme a GM that knows he needs to move Yordan and/or Altuve (not to mention Hader, Pena, Paredes, Yainer). Otherwise, it remains a dipshit front office.
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Omg how embarrassing y’all mfs desperately wanted the #Astros out of the postseason and now you’re about to watch a #Rays/#WhiteSox #ALCS 😴 lmaoooooo
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Should probably just pretend the Yelich F8 was a homer since he hit it so well. Right, ceiling dipshits?
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A ball hitting a roof really seems to be bringing out the dipshits.
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omg how embarrassing they have so few starters they had to make a trade for the cancun playoffs
🚨 TRADE ALERT 🚨 Astros reportedly acquire RHP Justin Verlander from the Giants, per multiple reports including Fax Sports insider @HollyBaylorMLB. Verlander will get the start tonight in Cancun 👀
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Unhinged, unprovoked Dusty dick riding is happening again 😂
Why do some Astros fans think their peak years were under Dusty and not Hinch? In 2022, they were strengthened by a strong bullpen, but they didn't have Springer or Correa, & Altuve was 32. 17-19 were easily the Astros peak years. All their best players were in their prime ages.
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Unhinged, unprovoked Dusty dick riding is happening again 😂
Why do some Astros fans think their peak years were under Dusty and not Hinch? In 2022, they were strengthened by a strong bullpen, but they didn't have Springer or Correa, & Altuve was 32. 17-19 were easily the Astros peak years. All their best players were in their prime ages.
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And there’s mfs on here that think Dana was a good GM. This is what he put together and said, oh yeah that’s it. We’re gonna get greedy with winning.
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They could give these mfs 19 innings and they’re not scoring 5 runs 😂.
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That has to go to second base. 9U teams know that lol
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