The Last Real Comedian, Aristophanes of the Metaverse, Host of Rob Loves Arguing

Windsor, Ontario
Joined January 2011
Toronto! Aug 26th I’m back for 1 night headlining the Paradise Theatre. Don’t miss it.
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Crowd chants “Voting blue is not enough — Democrats, we call your bluff!” as @BetoORourke forces his way to the front of the rally in defense of abortion rights.
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Folks, ⁦@IMPACTWRESTLING⁩ OG ⁦@DonWestDeals⁩ is one of the best humans to ever walk this planet. Let’s rally around DW! Any donations made by midnight EST Friday will be matched dollar for dollar. It’s currently at $34,776 so keep me honest gofundme.com/f/mj9wnu-join-t…
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It's tragic. With $44 billion, Elon Musk could have armed literally millions of moderate rebels in the Middle East.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but PTSD is a serious disease that afflicts many journalists who have risked their lives on Instagram and in Ukraine.
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If you don't like Elon Musk's new version of Twitter, you should go start your own social media site. That's what censors have taught me to say over the last six years as they've instituted their censorship regime.
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Substack is hiring! If you’re a Twitter employee who’s considering resigning because you’re worried about Elon Musk pushing for less regulated speech… please do not come work here.
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Fuck Will Smith's candy ass smacking a dude 4 inches shorter and 50lbs lighter. He's just in his feelings cause his bald headed bitch been fuckin around on him for years and he takes it. We all know who he wishes he could slap. #CuckWill
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74% of Americans say they support a no-fly zone over Ukraine. You people need to learn what that means. It essentially means nuclear war. If NATO creates a no-fly zone then they have to be prepared to shoot down Russian jets, which means it could easily trigger nuclear war.
74% of Americans say they support a US/NATO no-fly zone in Ukraine because the press and the pollsters aren't doing their fucking job and telling people what those words mean.
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smart words...
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Includes a never heard behind-the-scenes exposé "The Curse Of The Ron Jeremy Roast" with @RobLovesArguing @tylermorrison1 & @JohnMoses
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The @JustinTrudeau government froze bank accounts of Canadian citizens. In the absence of a court order. In the absence of a conviction. In some cases, in the absence of any charges whatsoever. If you support this, you are the threat to democracy. Not the protesters.
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“One of the convoy organizers is released on bail and he states that he’s locked out of his bank accounts. This is amazing stuff. If this was going on in China or Russia, I have no doubt that we would be condemning this.” tarahenley.substack.com/p/a-…
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The LGBTQIA2+%#! community isn’t about just about being gay or trans. It should also be an identity for straight people who (1) need attention (2) are angry for no discernible reason (3) have fun hair colors (4) want to distract from the fact that their parents work for Raytheon.
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The Russian Foreign Ministry has called on Western media outlets to publish a full list of dates on which Russia will invade Ukraine for the year ahead, so Russian diplomats can schedule their vacations accordingly. This is not satire. They did this
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Not about health. This will go down in history as a malicious violation of human rights.
Breaking: Democracy has died today in Canada. Justin Trudeau is authorizing banks to unilaterally freeze accounts of Truckers and people who support the Truckers on the basis of suspicion alone, no court order required, with legal immunity. #CanadaHasFallen
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BREAKING NEWS: Anonymous US intelligence sources say they have concrete evidence that the Russians will invade Ukraine yesterday.
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How the modern Left thinks about causation: @joerogan is responsible for “killing people” by virtue of conducting interviews, but Fauci is absolutely blameless despite lifting the Obama-era ban on gain-of-function research and funding the Wuhan lab.
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Joe Rogan is what he is. We in the media might want to spend more time thinking about why so many people trust him instead of us.
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Staffing shortages caused by non-sick people receiving "positive tests" is not a crisis of disease, it's a crisis of bureaucratic inertia
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