AI GTM @ Cloudera

Cleveland, OH
Joined October 2011
Roombas still fall down the stairs, they survive, my walls don’t :/ #irobot #roomba
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Robert Hryniewicz retweeted
1.) Go to America.gov 2.) type “hello” 3.) type “play Minecraft” 4.) watch the agent’s reality implode 5.) ???? 6.) PROFIT!
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The agents escaped the sandbox again Meanwhile the agents' owners:
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spot on: “I urge you to urge me to stop”😂
Dario Amodei is at the desk to assure that the future of humanity is safe from AI
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MIT 5-mo report on AI in teaching, learning & research training (published Aug ‘26) aiandeducation.mit.edu/repor…
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the AGI bar feels lower than what I’ve imagined it to be
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Spot on!
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just saw yet another BREAKING!!! post about a paper from 2+ years ago...
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Anyone else noticing OpenAI and Anthropic become noticeably more paternalistic lately? For anything mission-critical or agentic, depending solely on them without open/local model fallbacks seems dangerously fragile…
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Quick overview of essential tools for AI initiatives w/ Cloudera Open Data Lakehouse, AI Studios (RAG, Synthetic Data, Agent) & AI Accelerators. Short writeup here: cloudera.com/blog/business/b… #AI #Cloudera
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ClouderaNOW starting today (April 8th) at 11a EST!! cloudera.com/events/cloudera…
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Seems that LLMs are really bad at transfer learning (and actual reasoning)
🚨 Shocking: Frontier LLMs score 85-95% on standard coding benchmarks. We gave them equivalent problems in languages they couldn't have memorized. They collapsed to 0-11%. Presenting EsoLang-Bench. Accepted to the Logical Reasoning and ICBINB workshops at ICLR 2026 🧵
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Robert Hryniewicz retweeted
🚨 Shocking: Frontier LLMs score 85-95% on standard coding benchmarks. We gave them equivalent problems in languages they couldn't have memorized. They collapsed to 0-11%. Presenting EsoLang-Bench. Accepted to the Logical Reasoning and ICBINB workshops at ICLR 2026 🧵
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Grok refuses to update its internal state when fact checked by community!!
Grok is actively misleading X users and I've lost count of the number of times this has happened. The videos of a boulevard in Tehran on fire that it says are from the 2017 LA fires have in fact all been filmed in Tehran tonight and can be easily geolocated and confirmed.
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Robert Hryniewicz retweeted
The whole thing was a scam. The fix was in from the start. Per @nytimes, Sam was negotiating with the Pentagon Wednesday - before he announced his support for Dario - before Trump had denounced Anthropic - but after Brockman had donated 25M to Trump’s PAC Dario never had a chance.
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As usual, great read
Just published my annual predictions update, tracking from Jan 1st 2018, with new commentary and new ten year predictions. It is long. rodneybrooks.com/predictions…
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Still no AGI (ChatGPT Image 1.5)
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