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Robert Hanning retweeted
MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch5 Feb 2023
🚨MAJOR BREAKING: The Pentagon confirms that at least THREE Chinese spy balloons flew over the US during Trump’s presidency and he HID THEM from the public and never shot them down.
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You may wonder how Elon Musk can be so consistently hilarious. One key technique he uses is to come up with prospective jokes, ask his employees if they're funny, and then fire anyone who says no.
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Robert Hanning retweeted
Germany arrested 25 people planning to storm the German Capitol, arrest lawmakers and execute the chancellor. A prince descended from German nobility would take over as the new head of state, and a former far-right member of Parliament would be put in charge of a national purge.
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Robert Hanning retweeted
BREAKING: Trump goes nuclear, calls for “termination” of the “Constitution.” The closer to indictment he gets, the more desperate he gets — and now saying the quiet part out loud. He’s not a legitimate candidate. He’s trying to kill the Constitution and make himself dictator.
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Robert Hanning retweeted
Guys, if you come across a pretty woman who spends part of her time trying to hang out with the president and part of her time getting Russian nationals to give birth in America, she's not an "oddity" or a "scammer" or a "novelty." She's a SPY.
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Robert Hanning retweeted
Speaking of debts being forgiven, will we ever find out who paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s $92,000 country club balance, $200,000 in credit card debt, and $1,200,000 mortgage, buying themselves a Supreme Court justice — and the 5th vote to overturn Roe v. Wade?
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President Biden's announcement today about student loan debt relief has upset some people who believe it's unfair. I acknowledge that resentment, and also, while we're on the subject of unfairness, I have some thoughts for your consideration. (thread)
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MAGA: Canceling student loans is immoral. This is why we need a Govt based on the Bible. Deuteronomy 15: “At the end of every seven years you must cancel debts. This is how: Every creditor shall cancel any loan they have made.” MAGA: Not that part of the Bible.
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Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven. xitter.cf/Acyn/status/1562530929…
Acyn
@Acyn24 Aug 2022
Greene: For our government just to say ok your debt is completely forgiven.. it’s completely unfair
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Robert Hanning retweeted
It’s not a raid, it’s just a normal FBI-executed tourist visit.
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Robert Hanning retweeted
the Baltimore subreddit never disappoints me
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Why on earth is the MSM not treating the erased secret service messages from January 5th and 6th with as much vigor as they covered @HillaryClinton’s deleted muffin recipe emails? – at San Diego, CA
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Biden butchered the teleprompter! Yep! He did. He's old, he's tired, and he's working. He's not golfing, he's not grifting tax payers, he's not making the middle class pay for CEO tax breaks, he's not being a racist. He's not saying to inject bleach. #StandWithBiden
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Robert Hanning retweeted
The U.S. Capitol was overrun and sacked, and there was no effort whatsoever to evacuate the president from DC to a secure, remote location. This fact tells you all you need to know about who launched and directed the armed insurrection. It was all Donald Trump. #TrumpMustTestify
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Robert Hanning retweeted
Anybody asked the former guy about the Matt Gaetz scandal? Or is he now saying he doesn’t know who Gaetz is claiming he takes pictures with lots of people? #MattGaetzIsInTrouble
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The old Jim Crow looks a lot like the new Jim Crow.
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Robert Hanning retweeted
You didn't think I'd send him off without my own departure ceremony, did you? 👋🏻🌈🎶 #SeasonsOfTrump
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Y’all think Trump might release his healthcare plan tomorrow?
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