My keyboard *always* autocorrects SHOT to SH!T. It knows me too well.

Someone on the Bachelor just said... prospectivize.

Remember Chris Hansen, the guy who busted internet predators on To Catch a Predator? He's now hawking boner bills (V1agra) on Sirius commercials. The irony is rich with this one.

I just earned the 'Draft City (Level 87)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1096843932

I just earned the 'I Believe in IPA! (Level 72)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1096593501 #ibelieveinIPA

Last one of the bunch. Can't wait until they release these again... 😑 - Drinking a Raspberry Crumble by @2TonesBrewingCo @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1270585324

🍑y goodness 🤗 - Drinking a Peach Crumble by @2TonesBrewingCo @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1270435619

Made an enormous pot of chili 🌶 this pairs well with it, I must say 🍻 👍🏻 - Drinking a Dark Apparition by @jackieosbrewery @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1270235795

One of the last two 🦊 🍫 - Drinking a Fox In the Stout by @seventhsonbrew @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1269945265

Deez nuts is strong with this one 🥜 🤪 💪 - Drinking a Nutcase by @listermann @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1268862967

Like lemonade but beer 🍻 🍋 - Drinking a Lemon Crumble by @2TonesBrewingCo @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1268600339

I just earned the 'Pale as the Moon (Level 16)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1093249332

Last one from this batch. Can't wait for the next set 🤞🏻 - Drinking a Mylar Bags by @OtherHalfNYC @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1268378616

Two hours pickleball later... - Drinking a Blueberry Crumble by @2TonesBrewingCo @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1268223822

🍑 😘 - Drinking a Peach Crumble by @2TonesBrewingCo @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1266732954

🤤 😍 😘 - Drinking a Mixed Berry Crunchee by @OtherHalfNYC @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1266491196

Yum 😋 berries fo-evah - Drinking a Raspberry Crumble by @2TonesBrewingCo @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1266279032

Tomatoes and beer. Good stuff 👍🏻 🍅 🍻 - Drinking a Tomato Factory by @OtherHalfNYC @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1266278143

Number 3 in the flight ✈ - Drinking a Cover With the Moon by Nowhere In Particular Promiscuous Ale Project @ Heart State Brewing — untp.beer/s/c1265938163 – at Gahanna, OH

Lovely on a semi rainy day - Drinking a Skating On the Uppers by Nowhere In Particular Promiscuous Ale Project @ Heart State Brewing — untp.beer/s/c1265930562 – at Gahanna, OH