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18+ only Pretty fly for a bi guy. I do morally reprehensible things for a living 🇿🇦 https://xitter.cf/t.co/ImwRiE50c4

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Joined January 2021
I love checking facts about me, like, "Hm, what weight was I born at? 9,26 lbs? ok."
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Play that fungi music shroom boy
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John Urschel just showed that the growth factor for Gaussian elimination with partial pivoting is ~n^{1/2} with high probability, resolving a long-standing conjecture of Nick Trefethen! arxiv.org/abs/2610.06785
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I wanted to make a funny caption for this but I'm not funny.
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My humble submission to the Steel Ball Run outro debate
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Are you afraid?
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Twitter feed thinks it's funny
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YES I'M POSTING THIS ON MAIN. by the beloved @LTDCryptid!
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YES I'M POSTING THIS ON MAIN. by the beloved @LTDCryptid!
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Doctors are the most miserable profession to be around if you know ANYTHING. What do you mean you're going to treat me worse if I know even an inkling of what you consider the secret sacred knowledge that makes you the world's most special boy.
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“Your nipples are the size of dinner plates” I got so hard i almost passed out
i stand with pointy-boobs panty
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it's world suicide prevention day findahelpline.com/ please stay
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A star, a star in the darkness, reminding me of the void I am in. Becon me with a fruitless promise, for hope is better than defeat... #sts2 #slaythespire2 #ironstarsts2
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Thanks to everyone who came! I had a good time!
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bbw lovers rise up
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Behold! Two minutes of unhinged Skab opinions! Brought to you by @/Miss_Raptor_
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