@RoamingOctopus

Worker hands. Constructions. If it is hard, badly paid, and holding your life up, I am probably writing about it.

Joined January 2022
WanderingOctopus retweeted
a message to coinbase: we talk about onboarding constantly but fail to address the low hanging fruit when i signed up for coinbase in 2017, there were only 3 coins - BTC, ETH, and LTC. litecoin sucks, but BTC and ETH are both up 10-20x now when a newb signs up for coinbase, they see 300+ shitcoins. i can't even imagine trying to figure out which ones to buy. most of these will continue to bleed to zero coinbase needs to get back to basics. remove all this trash from your platform and keep 5 or so established winners. stop confusing retail if you want them to join us. they can learn how to use the chains if they want to buy coins that aren't listed. this is actually net positive and consistent with my own journey whether john smith buys a shitcoin that loses 80% of its value, or buys bitcoin which goes up next year, he will tell a friend about it. the difference is he will tell his friend that crypto is a scam if he bought the loser
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This might be the biggest opportunity blockchains have ever had. Technology has mostly been built around durable yet centralized trust systems. But the factors acting against these systems are getting more powerful as we near Super Intelligence™️. Obviously code can break due to the sheer mathematical progress AI is bringing, but less obviously, humans can be broken too. Impersonation, blackmail, and other forms of social engineering attacks are only going to get more advanced. As such, just fixing holes in code made to secure our lives is not enough, to build truly trustworthy systems of value, you will have to decentralize them and add immutability such that no single actor can, in most clear words, “not fuck it up.” This is exactly what Ethereum was built for. “Alright man, so what is Ethereum doing to survive this age? Are we cooked?” Quite the contrary, the frontier is moving fast, but Ethereum is moving faster. Some quick points: 1. The Hegotá upgrade will set the tone. This upgrade will make Ethereum cryptographically agile. EIP-8141, lovingly known as “Frames,” changes Ethereum accounts at the root level so that transaction validations can be programmable instead of tied to the ECSDA key (the thing Justin is warning people about in his post). Essentially accounts can choose how to authenticate instead of being tied to the current status quo. There are a few quantum proof signatures out there like ML-DSA and SPHINCS, with frames you can choose whatever and also be open to even more gigabrain ones to come. When you are faced with a threat, agility is key, and Hegotá sets the tone for that agility. 2. The J* upgrade will produce a MVP quantum proof L1. Okay, I know what you’re thinking, “why would you ever name such a consequential thing ‘I*’???What is wrong with you??” Trust me I thought this too, but I was promptly educated that names are not finalized until we get closer, in fact, the names even get a fun emoji next to them (e.g The Hegotá upgrade emoji is a goat 🐐 IFYKYK :P) ANYWAYS Think of J* as answering “what are the minimal changes Ethereum needs to make if quantum computers exist tomorrow?” The goal here is to have enough to survive Q-day. Today, this maps to achieving a PQ heartbeat on consenus layers, leanDA PQ sampling, and leanSPHINCS transactions on execution. TLDR: the aim is to ship this and then play Alright by Kendrick shortly after: “we gon’ be alright!” 4. The boxes are moving in real time If you’ve ever seen the strawmap (a proposed roadmap for Ethereum), you’ll know it has a lot of boxes. In particular, there is a quantum box. Also fun fact: it’s literally called a strawmap because it moves as research moves, and man is it moving! > On August 12, leanVM was moved forward from J* to I* > A week later, the roadmap added the minimal viable post-quantum L1 milestone to J* If you’re ever wondering whether Ethereum is taking this seriously, just watch the boxes and see how they dance. 5. AI is actually HELPING AI makes cryptographic research faster, and AI assisted formal verification means you don’t have to trust AI’s answer. Check out some of @fradamt’s posts for more. 6. Quantum is just one threat in a much bigger battle You can quantum proof a bank’s system but still be fallible to the humans that run it. Ethereum tackles this from both sides, it gardens the security while also distributing the authors of the network such that there is no single point of attack. Other blockchains, and any place that stores value TBH, will begin to claim they are quantum proof, but they fail to address the threat of being human proof too. 7. The grand prize is here, and Ethereum can grab it. A neutral and secure place for ALL value, that cannot be coerced by a government, a company, or Superintelligence. Your life, your story, your money, can be here, forever. And many generations from now, the kids will look up and think: thank god they tried. Godspeed. Ethereum.
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash. Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase). Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets. IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster). Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot. Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time? Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.) Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once. Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case. I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026). Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS. Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security. The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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Procrastination gets harder to spot when it looks productive. Research. Planning. Another tutorial. Ask what exists now that didn’t exist yesterday. Your browser having 47 tabs doesn’t count.
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WanderingOctopus retweeted
Replying to @scrowder
No one is preventing Joe America from applying to pour concrete, tar roofs, or do stucco work. Construction pays $20-$30 p/h for unskilled work and goes up based on skill/trade. The reality is that most young men w/o college degrees would rather scoop diced chicken into your Chipotle bowl or drive for DoorDash than to commit themselves to 5 days p/w of physical labor.
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WanderingOctopus retweeted
Dana White Says the Trades Are Real Work “Everybody's like, ‘Oh, you work so hard.’ No, I'll show you what hard work is. Hard work is construction … These construction guys are out there working in 115 degrees.”
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Calling workers essential doesn’t pay their bills. After a decade in roofing and construction, I believe respect starts with better pay. The people keeping your home standing should be able to afford a life of their own.
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A job should fund your life. If it takes all your time, all your energy and still leaves you broke, what exactly is it funding?
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The companies that dabbled? No hiring benefit. Half-in got nothing.
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The variable isn't AI vs. no AI. It's all-in vs. half-in. Which is your employer?
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Two headlines I can't stop thinking about: Graduates booing pro AI speakers at commencement. Companies hiring more juniors because of AI. Both are true. 🧵
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Goldman's math: roughly 16,000 net jobs erased per month. Gen Z and entry-level workers take most of the hit.
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Then there's the number that breaks the narrative. Companies spending $30+ per employee per month on AI grew headcount 10.2%. Entry-level: +12%.
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Wanting to enjoy the only life you’ll ever have is a strange thing to call lazy.
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If building someone else’s home doesn’t pay enough to support your own family, why would you want your children to follow you into the trade? That’s a recruitment problem no slogan can fix.
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Whitelist applications for ACCRETION are OPEN for 72 hours: accretion.art/accretion/wl MINT DETAILS: Oct 8 on @opensea Supply: 3333 Price: 0.003 ETH 🟦 Grown across two chains 🟧
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Your job ad asks for experience, reliability and a strong work ethic. Your offer says “competitive pay.” Let the people you want to hire decide whether it’s competitive. You want specifics from the worker. Give them some.
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“Hard work deserves respect.” Apparently asking for better pay is where the respect runs out.
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Office job: bad Wi-Fi is a crisis. Roof job: bad weather is the job. Career advice accounts never mention knees.
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Funny until you realize we’re running out of the people who actually know how to build, wire, plumb and repair everything we depend on. Everyone desperately needs skilled tradesmen. Few want to do them, even fewer want to pay them what they’re worth. Turns out you can’t feed a family with blowjobs.
hey do those plumbers, electricians, and carpenters who will do your work for free if you flirt and let them fuck you after exist outside of porn because i really need some outlets put in and some ducting run and i couldnt afford it right now but id let them use me to pay for it
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