
Here for the high jinx and tom foolery. Extremely sarcastic eye roller. Having a giggle and ignoring the DMs #wingman @poshcunt_79
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So nice to have an evening at home with nothing to do and no where to be 🎄 so i get to be in my cosy Christmassy living room watching Wonka with my Phoebe 🥰
Just picked up my 15yr old from a Halloween party, first time she's been properly drunk. Fucking hilarious 😂 had to take her shoes off for her 😂 my 22yr old son was incredibly proud of her as it reminded him of being 15 😂
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A reminder that the clocks go back in the UK tonight. Enjoy your extra hour in bed, unless you live with a cat in which case breakfast will be expected an hour earlier and refusal to comply will result in loud miaowing.
Its a football day for my daughter today. Im not the best football mum when it's pissing it down so sit in the car watching tiktok
Doing a rain dance for it to absolutely piss down tomorrow and football to be cancelled ☔️☔️ #cantbearsed #imnotmadefortheoutdoors
So tired today and not looking forward to a weekend of rushing around with the middle child. College open day tomorrow and football Sunday. Wouldn't be so bad but the fucking m4 is closed 😩😩😩😩

















