Riverfolk HC

Congrats @PuckaneersHC on your victory. But we think the vote was rigged.

Down to the final few hours! For every vote you will be awarded a free snowman building kit!

Kelly Knows!

Looking for a great stocking stuffer? Christmas is only 4 months away! #Riverfolk masks are now in! Limited quantities available dm us if you want yours!

Hey @Offside_Tavern wanna be friends?

Unfortunately for Bday girl Kristy she got stuck on a team with her plug of a husband instead of Huey. You’d think with her close relationship with Trump and deep pockets she could have negotiated a better deal. Second assists will abound but they might not all be for her team.

Dan Ransome is a success story. When he first joined Riverfolk he reported to camp like a late career Keith Thachuk. It was a contract year so he hit the gym to shed a few lb’s and earn an re-up. Boy did he! Every aspect of Dans game is better. Needs to bring beer more though.

The second Dickey to join RF4 but this time it’s an actual Dickey! Brian is a Swiss Army knife player. He can play F and D well. His only weakness is if you bop him on the head. Since he lost all his hair at age 18 he has no defence from getting conkys. Go Bert and Ernie line!

First night in the books. One game went 8 rounds in the shootout. Second game was closer than the score dictated. Huey with a nice geno. And Steve wanted none of it.

BREAKING: Riverfolk 1 has traded Stean Caouette to Riverfolk 2 in exchange for Justin Vion.

Well I wear this cooper bucket on my head 'Cause my red hair is fallin' out I wear these arch supports 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout I know you want second assist on that geno But there's no reason to shout Everybody gets enough beer Down here in Joel’s Lunchlady Land

Thank goodness this guy isn’t a GM. Because he has THE WORST taste in teams an athletes. Habs *gag*, Raiders *yuck*, Roughriders *have fun with Jones bud* but above all the fLAMEs. I guess on the plus side lots of time to play puck during playoffs. Love ya Craiger.

It’s fair to say if Steve was to put together his own dream team it would consist of himself, clones of himself, clones of clones of himself, and Dicky. You might take one off the chin when the Doc is in, he’s the guy you’d call to repair it anyways! That’s our man! RF4 MVP 2020

No one is sadder to hear showers are off limits than the shin pad assassin Shawn. Hopefully this lay-off during covid has slowed the speed of his shot somewhat so we don’t all have to dive out of the way to avoid broken legs. Deep down though G-William has a heart of gold.

Zac Boras always gives 110% when he has the puck. Without it, that effort level recedes faster than his hairline. He has been quoted saying, "Why would I go for that, thats what the defenceman's for". After a few years away from hockey, Zac is going to be slightly more rusty.

It’s been said that Bronwyn is the life of the party. Unfortunately for us Bron never comes to any of our f****n parties. If you need some grit on your top line Bron is the one to fill that role. Bron has been a PPG player for years @DanglersHc are your biggest fans. Weeeeeeeew!

When it comes to hockey and beer drinking no one does it better than our man @Indian27Kelly. Most guys get a little dirty or think they’re a hero. Nope not Kelly he’s always a beauty even with a “buzz” on. Always stay upwind of Kelly if you don’t know why it’s a quick learn.

Justin Berthier was drafted high for his off ice skills as a physiotherapist rather than his ability on the ice. With rosters capped, and no off ice staff allowed, using a roster spot for a plug is a small price to pay if he can keep the rest of the roster fresh and off the IR.