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⠀⠀ I WON’T BE KEPT DOWN—-
⠀⠀ NOT BY DEFEAT, NOR BY YOU !
⠀⠀ I WILL TRAVEL THE WORLD,
⠀⠀ LEARN ABOUT EVERY POKÉMON,
⠀⠀ AND FIGHT AGAIN AND AGAIN . . .
⠀⠀ ━━── UNTIL THE WIN IS MINE !
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I know I said I’d smell you later, but really, I’ll smell you RIGHT fucking NOW, I hope you’re ready.
A champion always fiiiinds a waaay to leeeeave—- I’m drinking Fresh Water all by myyyseeeeheeeelf …. Choosin unovaaa I can teeeheeeell …
Tangela Langley’s been #1 on the top 100 hits for a while now … Unovan countryside music was this popular ?
Tangela Langley’s been #1 on the top 100 hits for a while now … Unovan countryside music was this popular ?
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But the way things are now
I doubt that we humans will be capable of doing anything about it
But neither can we stand by and just watch helplessly
…………… …. ……. …………
Ooooooh ….. aaaaaahhhhh …..
Arceus, almighty Lord of all life on our beautiful BLUE Earth ……
Help me, give me the strength I need not to smell these ignorant fools later.
Of course, fans.
I / am / one of the greatest trainers to ever do it, after all.
… I mean, you’ve heard of me, right ? Don’t you want me to sign a pokéball for you or something ?
“ As far as choices go, there are worse ones out there …
But unfortunately for you, I’m always prepared for the eventuality of a poor type match-up. “
At some point, the feral smile that instilled fear into the hearts of every challenger had worked its way out. —
Now perched firmly atop this multi-talented man’s roguish features, his tilted lips perfectly accompanied the condescending thumbs up he swiftly offered …
“ Let’s see how you handle us—-
Milotic, use whirlpool ! “
In a matter of instants, a roar emanated from his —




















