@Risa187

I love books and tea and cheese and spooky stuff.🖤🔮🦇🎃🕸🧟‍♀️⚰🤘🌵

 The Desert
Joined July 2009
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Slow. The. Fuck. Down. Stop running red lights. STOP. RUNNING. RED. LIGHTS.
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In other news- why are more people not talking about the show MANIC. I just did a rewatch and it's even more amazing than I remember it.
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I can't even with the societal climate anymore. Shit is bonkers.
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I feel 2002 and 2004-2006 🖤
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We sat on the couch and read our books for like 6 straight hours today and it was one of the best days I've had in recent memory.
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I found the most amazing wedding venue. 9000$ just for the space. Chairs and tabels not included, thats extra. It's OUTSIDE?!?! In the middle of the fackin woods?!? These prices are INSANE?!??! LIKE....10+... ON A DAY?!?! ON DAY?!?? 6 HOURS?!?
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Ladies...where are we buying our undies these days??
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September 2023 to March 2024 has been....one of the roughest chapters of my life. Top 3. The fog is lifting. Be kind to yourselves.
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For the first year ever, I have watched every nominee for Best Picture. I am ready. I feel accomplished.
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Fuck cancer.
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December in Arizona is four seasons in a day.
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I'm ready to close out 2023.
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I have lost count of how many time I have watched Girls on HBO. I love it. Truly. But with every new run, I have to tell you I loath Hannah just a little but more...and more...and more. She's just. Awful.
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We signed a new lease yesterday and the absolute panic that I feel....
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sorry in advance for every work & life thing I’m behind on this week, it’s just that none of it matters at all and I’m losing my fucking mind
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Hey @whatsuptucson anyone know the two brats who stole Sherman?!? My poor Mom is devastated she didn't ask more questions, but they had a whole back story.... how ya gonna hide a 200lbs tortoise anyways!? kold.com/2023/10/04/tucson-m…

UPDATE: Tucson man’s missing 200-pound tortoise found

A Tucson man says his 200-pound Sulcata tortoise is safe and back home.

kold.com
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SHERMAN WAS RETURNED. Found walking down the sidewalk of their street Thursday morning.
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Watched The Boogeyman...very meh. CGI monster. Boo. Totally Killer on Amazon, a total fucking delight. Highly recommend if you like horror comedy.
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