Missing a toe. Reward if found.
Canada
Joined October 2012
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If you see someone holding a tiny microphone like a British patriarch holds a teacup, or worse, someone holding something that is NOT a microphone, but they're using it like it's a microphone...
Run!
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Parent: "We must avoid strangers. If a stranger approaches you and starts speaking to you, you must run away."
Child: "Because they might kidnap me?"
Parent: "No. Worse. They might be an "influencer" or a "tik-toker"."
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I was once like Wolverine.
I had claws.
Except they came out of my toes...
And they didn't heal instantly...
I wasn't angry...
And my mobility was extremely limited...
Also, they weren't sharp...
But, the slightest bump would cause immense pain... for me...
I'm Canadian?
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Ripken retweeted
I’ll always laugh with delight at Kananga’s death in LIVE AND LET DIE. One of the best Bond villain deaths idc.
If the whole of Nova Scotia is a beautiful quilt...
Truro is the fine outlines.
Annapolis & Digby are the cool, hidden details.
Lunenberg is the pretty colours.
Cape Breton is the soft, warm comfort.
And Halifax, the massive shit stain on the right side that won't come out.
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Top Ten plays time!
The best of the best from Saturday, August 19th, 2006. You won’t believe #1!
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Troy Gentile got top billing in Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, despite the fact that his role in the movie was complete before his name even appeared in the opening credits.
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Saw the sequel. Was not disappointed.
Loses an amateur MMA fight at the beginning of the movie. Proceeds to kill Goro later in the film.
I'll go see the sequel if someone tells me his character is killed off early in the movie.
#MortalKombat
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The audacity of dentists.
Scrap at your teeth and gums with a sharp metal hook for 10 minutes to clean them and then convince you that all you need is a soft bristled brush, some paste, and a bit of string to do the same.
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Ripken retweeted
The plot for ‘SPACEBALLS 2’ has been revealed:
“Somehow, Dark Helmet has returned! 40 years after the events of the first Spaceballs, 50 years after the events of Star Wars: A New Hope, and 1 year after the events of The Devil Wears Prada 2, the galaxy is once again under threat.
A threat so evil, so unstoppable, so completely lacking in any original ideas, that it has vowed to bring back the past… every last bit of it.
With Lone Starr in hiding, Queen Vespa on the throne, and the Schwartz stretched thinner than a franchise releasing TV episodes theatrically, the only hope for the galaxy is Vespa’s undisciplined son, Prince Starburst, and a mysterious Palace advisor named Destiny.
Together, they must find Lone Starr, Yogurt, and any other iconic legacy characters fans are demanding before they discover the hard way that, while some threats you can fight, the reboot is not one of them.”
