
Campbell & UTA Softball Alumni — Dallas sports, jiu-jitsu, 🎮 @itscap10morgan
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I have been watching the Cowboys since I was 11 years old and they still can’t stop the run or a bootleg
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apparently my boyfriend has never seen the lord of the rings, so now not only do i get to pop his lord of the rings cherry, but i also get to tell him the thing. i’m the luckiest girl alive
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Spider-Man: I am lonely and I lost everyone.
Jean Grey: I will avenge my sister.
The Punisher subplot:
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My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.
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Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary
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In a world that destroys children with Down syndrome, listen to this brave girl:
“You can try to kill off everyone with Down syndrome by using abortion, but you won’t be any closer to a perfect society. You will just be closer to a cruel, heartless one."
Charlotte Helene Fien speaks before the United Nations
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This century, teams were 0-640 when trailing by 8+ runs in an NCAA softball tourney game.
It's now 1-640. Texas Tech was down 8 runs WITH ONLY ONE OUT LEFT and somehow became the first 🤯
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In literature and other media, rain is often used to signal a sort of cleansing or rebirth.
Obviously, this means that the rain will cleanse the Stars of their 5v5 curse, allowing them to win this series in 7 Games (I am delusional).
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marriage is scary bc what if he doesn’t believe dak can lead the cowboys to a superbowl before he retires
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Came to the realization that people are far too self involved to genuinely care about you so you might as well go out and fail as many times as you need to in order to achieve your goals because their is no external scoreboard, judgement or shame in failure it’s only you v you and has always been that way

























