Football will be back soon, so a few ground rules: - I support Chelsea and whoever is playing Manchester United, Arsenal or Barcelona. - Cristiano Ronaldo is the GOAT in my books. - If you enter my timeline with insults disguised as banter, you'll receive a complimentary "ogun go kee your papa" and be on your way. Let the football chaos begin. 💙❤️

They think I was joking When I posted this 😂

"In search for Diamond, if you see Gold take it" " In search for 5 wins in a row, if see 5 matches without a Win take it" United theory is simple 😭😭

Ederson after his failed Transfer from Atlanta to Man united.

It's time for Manchester United El Tacticol on X to preach for us tonight. In whatever excuse you give don't say it's because of Red Card!!!! I think you know why 😂😂😂

Lmao, No PL fans put hope on Manchester United from the start, they were as$.

Plot twist: Nah united gets Red Card today 😭😂

I know this brother will disgrace themselves 😭

You've only played Sabah fk, mf

Where's this Guy right now 😭😭. Investors???

https://nitter.cf/t.co/NMuswKU7I2 Fully Rested Martinez against Manchester United tomorrow 😂😂

🚨🇪🇺 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Days spent without winning the Champions League: ⚽️ Man United: 𝟲,𝟳𝟭𝟯 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀. ⚽️ Barcelona: 𝟰,𝟭𝟰𝟲 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀. ⚽️ Liverpool: 𝟮,𝟲𝟵𝟬 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀. ⚽️ Chelsea: 𝟭,𝟵𝟲𝟬 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀. ⚽️ PSG: 𝟭𝟯𝟱 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀. ⚽️ Arsenal: 𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗼𝗻. 🤞

Happy birthday McPhee