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@CroftyF1 are you contractually obliged to mention the Vegas hotels in commentary? If not, we don't need to hear a list of them, thanks.

Just tried the latest @SummertonClub bottle. What an absolute belter! Getting some sort of salted caramel flavour coming through. Utterly delicious. Keen to try the "little extra" something, too, but that can wait.

Peaceful climate protesters have just been sentenced to YEARS in jail. They are appealing! Tell the new government to scrap Tory anti-protest law now and #StopJailingTruthTellers secure.avaaz.org/campaign/en…

Dear songwriters: please stop rhyming 'fire' with 'desire' and 'higher'. It's just lazy. And clichéd.

This just in: Max Verstappen found to be made of teflon.

@fromsoftware_pr please make it possible to access the Shadow of the Erdtree DLC with a NG+ character without having to play through to Mohg again. Or start a whole new character. Please. I'm begging you.

@LyresSpiritCo when is the traditional reserve going to be available in the UK? It's available in the US. Also, has the recipe changed along with the name?

This month's @SummertonClub bottle is an absolute belter!

"Nothing will stop us" says the PM about the #RwandaBill flights. Anyone else think this sounds increasingly fascistic? Ashamed to be British at times.

Been informed by @RoyalMail that my @SummertonClub is waiting for me at home. Always love the April delivery as it usually arrives around my birthday, making for a very nice surprise!

For the love of god, @TeamNINJAStudio, do something with your loot system. It's dreadful. Stop showering us with literally hundreds of useless bits of equipment every single mission.

Every time I see this news story about the "new invention" of wind-powered boats it makes me want to set the world on fire.

After careful consideration, I have decided that all #F1 #Formula1 races should be held on a Saturday. Much less painful to finish watching a race and discover there's still a whole day of the weekend left.

Man, those new @SignatoryWhisky whiskies in the @AberdeenShop look damn tasty! Looking at you, 100 proof range. Damn you, full whisky cabinet!

@SummertonClub here is my bare-bones attempt at another #SummertonWhiskyShots . As ever, lacking in creativity but who cares as the whisky is (from a very small sample on delivery day) tasty!

It's amazing to see @remedygames improving so much. I remember not enjoying Alan Wake one bit. Skipped Quantum Break, but loved Control. Just finished Alan Wake 2. Much improved. The combat is still frustrating as hell, mind. But once I turned the difficulty down, I enjoyed it

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Macduff Christmas Whisky from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/wh…

The @stauningwhisky maple cask rye whisky from @SummertonClub. They sent me a free sample of it a while back and I loved it. Bought a bottle when they lowered the price a few weeks back. Good god, is that some tasty shit!

@SummertonClub club bottle! Woo! Love the early December deliveries. Not actually a distillery I've tried.

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Seaweed & Port 12yo from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/wh…