@RilliTho

Stuyvesant HS/CTY/med nerd. Comedian & Polypharmacy Troubleshooter. @mcsweeneys|@pitchjokes| @funnyordie|@Gomerblog|#bodegahive

 Wash Heights, NYC // Philly
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Joined January 2012
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Check your @TMobile bill, right now. The lawsuit taught them nothing. They've been overcharging me for years now, and I was too tired to fight it. I'm awake now. Leave
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Remote work makes unionizing a damn-near impossibility.
Brad
@BradleyYoungjrOct 18
Replying to @mattyglesias
What upside is there to on site work?
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Uhhhhhh...Omni cards
Wealthy New Yorkers Who Take The Bus
@bri_guy_nyOct 18
What is the reason that people in New York just decided to stop paying for the bus after the pandemic? Doubling like this is wild.
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One of many, but a strong one.
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@jmkettleOct 7
NYU is the true villain of NYC.
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Rough
92.3 The Fan
@923TheFanOct 17
"$80 parking. $30 nachos and a Coke. And here I am back in my car headed to the hotel. I can't make it to Sunday's game, so now I'm gonna miss a game. I promised my wife I'd be home by Sunday morning. I've got two flights booked for Sunday morning." ➡️ A frustrated fan sounds off with @VulinecJake on MLB's delayed decision to postpone #Guardians #Rays Game 4 of the ALCS
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He ran on a Muslim ban in 2015. Why are we acting like this is new
Acyn
@AcynOct 16
Trump on El-Sayed: I’m the president. I can call you whatever the hell I want Muhammad. His name is actually Abdullahalalalala baa ba ba Muhammad El-Sayed. So his middle name is Muhammad. I was right.. almost.
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This kinda happened to me Thursday
APAJI@apaji_xOct 9
BREAKING: ADHD researchers confirm that having one single appointment at 3:00 PM successfully destroys the entire day leading up to it. This is not a joke. This is peer-reviewed. 1/6
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Half of the complainants went to the Riyadh Comedy Festival. They could've addressed that with them face to face
Ryan Benharris@RyanBenharrisOct 5
If these comedians get their wish from sebastian maniscalco (which I 100% hope they do) could the compromise for putting them back on SiriusXM be that I never have to see them bitching @ airlines on twitter again for free shit because their flights got fucked?
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It's post-COVID NYC. Anyone can lose everything at any time.
Dr. Julie Gurner
@drgurnerSep 29
Replying to @emilyagain
If she made these incredible pieces, how was she homeless? They have market value... Anything behind that?
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esoteric fat boy@esotericfatboySep 27
just explained the covid concious lesbian bar hijab inspired secular accessorization clown college discourse to my mom and she just said "the cia is eating your generation alive"
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jezz
@JezziiBSep 26
The last 24 hours of news as a woman: - A man jacks off to the woman next to him on a plane. United makes her return to her seat. - 7 frat boys drug and gang rape a student for hours, and advertise “free p*ssy” to their frat. Cornell makes them write essays. - A football player rapes a student. LSU reduces his suspension. - A teen boy stalks and stabs a girl 10 times. Courts grant only a restraining order. - Brendan Carr spent 9 years in a cult raping teen girls. Trump made him FCC Chair.
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Ginger
@Gboye_RaveSep 24
Women are going through a lot , Please give them money .
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Yuan Yi Zhu
@yuanyi_zSep 24
It should be an embarrassment to the entire conservative movement that a self-proclaimed socialist did this instead of them.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorSep 24
Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @MetOpera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
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Omg this is life-changing for me
Nicholas Fabiano, MD
@NTFabianoSep 22
We published a paper reconceptualizing ADHD as a circadian rhythm disorder.
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GOP Ls
@GOP__LsSep 19
🚨 BREAKING: New report alleges Lauren Boebert slept with her female staffers. She has opposed same-sex marriage while in Congress.
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CSPAN
@cspanSep 15
Sen. @CoryBooker (D-NJ) calls FBI Director Patel a lackey and argues with @ChuckGrassley (R-IA): Booker: "What a mockery you are." Patel: "You are the biggest mockery in the United States Senate." Grassley: "Are you ready to shut up?"
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I love Rosie. Also. Could it be because HER LAST NAME BEGINS WITH "O'"?
Defiant L’s
@DefiantLsMar 10
Q: "Ireland is known for very happy, fun loving people ... Why in the world would you let Rosie O'Donnell move to Ireland?" Trump: "Did you know you have Rosie O'Donnell? Do you know who she is?" Irish PM: ... Trump: "You're better off not knowing." Still funny.
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Jacob Coxon
@hilbertspaessSep 9
The people building AI earnestly believe that it could kill us all by the end of the decade. This is not a marketing stunt. If anything, many executives and senior researchers will couch their phrasing in the press to sound sensible - but I hear the same people express fear privately. No other human activity poses this level of danger.
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The Irish For@theirishfor3 Sep 2019
This wanted poster for Michael Collins redefines "wanted".
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Elsie@Meelsie143Aug 22
if you wrote this into a script they’d call you a hack
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@HQNewsNowAug 21
RFK Jr. is interrupted by his "quack" ring tone while discussing autism conspiracy theories.
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