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HorroRiles

@Riles65

Alone, in a cave, in a forest, stalked by huge evil squirrels. Phone battery's on 33%. No toilet paper. #LFC

 MOSTLY NOT IN HAM
Joined September 2010
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The phrase ‘can’t be arsed’ springs to mind #ITAENG
Those are going straight in the bin when he gets home #queensfuneral
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Is Prince Louis playing that organ? Bloody awful. #queensfuneral
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Those bagpipes are bringing my breakfast back up.
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Agreed
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If you've lived in England more than 10 minutes you'll know that cancelling football/shows/other entertainment, but having most pubs still open, will not result in a more 'respectful' atmosphere by tomorrow night.
All right, who's up for the challenge?
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Fantastic
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Jumanji 3: Homes Under a Tenner
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I’m warming to Wrighty #MUNLIV
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You’ve never looked hotter You sweaty bastard
YESSSSSS!! #AUSvsENG
Incredible from Ireland #NZLvIRE
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jessica@vegspice9 Jul 2022
YOU OUGHTA MOW
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Turn that radiator down a tad, love #BBCBreakfast
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Just had a splatty poo. All the best, ma’am #PlattyJoobs
More stairlift than Steps now #TheOneShow
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Cistern of a Down #mda #Eurovision
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