🚀 Ride To Fire Star: Tech satire, corporate chaos & unhinged humor. A psycho named Dave. One-way to Mars. All posts are: Fictitious. Parody. Absurd. https://xitter.cf/t.co/xLrN3TeagM

Texas, USA
Joined August 2025
My X feed has been invaded by Malfoid. Neat. Will AI art and video ever fully replace human talent? No. There's always going to be something special about an artist that can draw their vision on a blank canvas without the use of anything digital. Will it allow people with ideas to create without limitations? Absolutely.
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Carl Jung famously observed that "one does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious." "If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you." – Gospel of Thomas, verse 70
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: ​"We hear the environmental concerns regarding local wildlife near Starbase. However, our team remains fully dedicated to erecting our massive 400-foot shaft. Simply put, we do not have time for pussy right now." — SpaceX (probably) nbcnews.com/news/us-news/end…
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Newt Gingrich is still alive? 💀
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Most people inhabit a tailored hell, lulled asleep so they never notice the cage. Life grants just enough joy to keep us willingly on the wheel, dangling our ultimate desire not to fulfill it, but to keep it within arm's reach. We stretch, graze it with our fingertips, and watch it slip away. Hell isn't the total absence of heaven; it is the agony of almost.
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A giant leap to Mars! 🚀 NASA recently completed testing of a lithium-fed electromagnetic thruster, reaching 5x more power than today's electric propulsion systems. Paired with a nuclear power source, this tech could slash travel time to Mars! MORE: go.nasa.gov/4goVg4g…
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A conversation about time: ???: Time never waits. It delivers all equally to the same end. Dave: And what end is that? ???: The end of your time. Nothing more, nothing less. Dave: What about those who use technology to extend their time? ???: If successful, then that extension, by definition, was always part of their time. Dave: What do you mean by successful? ???: Even the most advanced technology can fail. Dave: So if someone went to extend their time and it failed...? ???: Then that was the end of their time. Dave: What about cloning? What about copying the brain? What about a reconstruction? ???: A clone is a clone. A copy is a copy. A reconstruction is a facsimile at best. And all would have their own time separate from their source. Dave: ... ???: The past is the record of what has transpired. The present is merely a reflection, playing out what was already done in the future. Dave: Is there no true free will? ???: Yes and no. Your path through life became etched into time the moment you were born. Dave: Is that what is called fate? Is there no way to escape it? ???: That can be one way to describe it. And it is inescapable. It is immutable. Dave: So what's the point at all? ???: Your takeaway. Your perspective. The things you thought and felt. What you learned about others. And most importantly, what you learned about yourself. In the end, these are the only things you get to take with you. Dave: ... ???: The stage is not yours to keep. The props are not yours to hold. The costume was never yours. You wore it for the duration. Nothing more. Dave: I'm still not sure I understand. ???: It's okay. In time, you will.
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“One of the first signs of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die. This life appears unbearable, another unattainable. One is no longer ashamed of wanting to die; one asks to be moved from the old cell, which one hates, to a new one, which one will only in time come to hate. In this there is also a residue of belief that during the move the master will chance to come along the corridor, look at the prisoner and say: ‘This man is not to be locked up again. He is to come with me.’” ― Franz Kafka, The Blue Octavo Notebooks
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🚀 DeepSeek-V4-Flash Official API is now LIVE in public beta! 🔷 We’ve massively upgraded its Agent capabilities—benchmark scores are now far surpassing the V4-Pro-Preview. Check out the massive performance leap below! 👇 🔷 The official V4-Flash now natively supports the Responses API format and is fully adapted for Codex! Check out the configuration details in our official API docs: api-docs.deepseek.com/quick_…
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RTFS: Operation StarFail – The Orbital Light Show
🤖 Made with AI
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As I watch the Orbital AI Investor's Guide™️ propagate across various banks and financial institutions, I find myself drawn to the outliers more than the obvious targets. I wonder... who or what in Oman 🇴🇲 was considering pouring 🫗 money 💰 into Orbital AI? 🤔
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Dave retweeted
homeboy you're the one sellling public market investors on short-term space datacenters
He takes scamming to a whole new level
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Ride To Fire Star will return soon. The corporations involved largely want me dead, so at least you won't have to watch any commercials. 😉
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Dave retweeted
🇺🇸🇺🇸 Happy 4th of July 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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You know it's hot outside when you go outside and it's hot.
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