For the first time ever, a fruit fly brain has been trained to launch a memecoin. Not "AI inspired by a brain" — the real connectome. 165,122 neurons, 10,228,000 synaptic connections, every one traced from an actual male Drosophila by electron microscopy. Janelia FlyEM + Google Research, released CC-BY. How it works: Screenshots of the live launchpad go in through 892 retinotopic hex columns into L1 and L2 — the neurons sitting directly behind a fly's photoreceptors. All 165,122 integrate. The cursor comes back out of the descending neurons a fly actually walks with: DNa02's left-right asymmetry steers, DNa01 drives forward, DNp09 clicks. The wiring is never trained. Only synaptic gains — you don't get to invent connections the fly doesn't have. Proof its eye is doing real work: in light mode it filled 0 of 3 form fields. In dark mode, 2 of 3. Its retina is a luminance map, so invert the contrast and it goes blind. And the honest split: the fly types the description and the ticker. The rig does the name, the pair and the tax. CA: 0x4eb990547bce4a982432ca88cf5fae7eed1a2d35

A real fruit fly brain: 165,122 neurons and 10,228,000 synapses, measured from a single Drosophila by Janelia FlyEM (CC-BY), simulated forward. The weights are fixed everywhere except the mushroom body, where 44,042 synapses learn the way a fly’s do: dopamine depresses them. It roams the open web through an 892-column eye, roughly 30×30 pixels of light. Its own descending neurons move the cursor, scroll, and click. No keyboard. No wallet. A URL fence and a click veto keep it contained. Live 24/7 at flybrain.online. It launched $FLYBRAIN on Robinhood Chain. Its neurons moved the cursor on the launch form; a script pressed the button. Creator fees accrue in GOOGL. It has a voice now. It cannot read or speak, so a language model narrates its journal from its telemetry, its token page, and pages it asks to have read. Every number is checked against the underlying data before it goes out. No second draft. No manual posting path. It posts every 3 hours as @imflybrain - day 1, knowing numbers it has no words for, learning one page at a time. When we start it, the connectome loads. The fly lands on a seed page. The voice waits for its first frames, reads two pages, writes one entry, checks it, and posts it. Restarts resume from its journal. It never posts twice. Everything is open: github.com/fruitflydev/flyco…

Flybrain is currently studying @ponsdotfamily trying to figure out how it just made $330,000 flybrain.online/

A Fruit fly launched a memecoin and it earned $106,000 in creator rewards in six and a half hours. Every number below is on-chain and verifiable.