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That time i fumbled the one and only girl who asked for my phone number

I remember being young playing spin the bottle for the first time in the mall parking lot, and I purposely sat next to this guy who I had a crush on, praying it would somehow increase the chances of me kissing him. The excitement I felt when i spun it, and it landed right on him was unreal, but of course I was like “awe man, ewww I can’t believe I have to kiss you!?” But I kissed my first boy and it was awesome

Tired of nonchalant people, I need somebody who’ll scream I love you while beating the shit outta me

Life has been KICKING my ass for these past 2 weeks… Sick three time, another $490 vet bill for my cat, sleeping 12 hours a day everyday, computer broke, date stood me up. We need a break and a win 😭

Do our love languages match each others?? 😉❤️‍🔥

I just had a dream I had a wife who kissed me good morning and I looked over to see 2 kids playing on my computer who said “good morning daddy,” but when I looked back at my wife, I blinked and she literally flashed out of existence alongside my kids… How’s your morning?

Quite nervous since I’m going to be rebranding for my 2.0. New model, new lore, new tags, everything… I hope you guys will like the new me when he’s here 🫪

My next girlfriend needs to be a dog person because I’m tired of these girls leaving me when I start barking.

My sick and perverted fantasy is to have that cute person text me back instantly and not wait for days

Me and this girl have been flirting for few weeks and when I finally asked her to date me, she said she has a boyfriend and asked if I wanted to join the relationship 😭

I wish I could take periods away from women and give them all to me… I also read feminist literature, I’m 6’5, 8inches and a multi millionaire

This Halloween, I’m going to try and get over my fear of talking to women with exposure therapy, quick everyone call me a good boy so I can face my fears

Not every day needs to be “life changing.” If the only thing you accomplished today was busing a nut and not killing yourself then I’m here to say I’m proud of you

I’m so tired of this… every girl I go on a date with turns out to be 8 raccoons stacked inside of a trenchcoat and when they invite me to their “house” (a dumpster) i get held at gunpoint and robbed.

Your content isn’t bad, your reach is… Make sure to post your content on ALL socials to give your videos a higher chance to be seen by the right audiences!! These are my shorts on my new VTuber TikTok (2k) vs Instagram (112k)

This dude flexed so hard during his 5.0 model debut that it LITERALLY CRASHED MY BROWSER

Me whenever somebody says "Ricky, when i catch you Ricky."

It’s so easy to flirt with somebody but the second they flirt back I get scared and I run away

VTubers show me your OBS, is it as chaotic as mine? 😭

This game really appeals to the male fantasy huh?