I just switched over to @progressive and they are saving me $790 a year over @DirectAutoIns #chaching
Co-worker: You ever give up something then try it again and remember why you gave it up?
Me: Absolutely, Women.
People on the left are losing it because some celebrity dared to like another celebrity's red hat that says 'Make Jesus First Again.' Apparently, they think this is the hill to die on. Meanwhile, voters were over here like, 'Great, so what about my rent?'
So, my doctor requested an accommodation at work that I not work in temps above 80 degrees, doing so will cause. Hailey-Hailey disease flare. @Walmart has basically said, we don't care what your doctor says.
Two @CircleKStores right across the street from each other.... things that make you go hmmm
Hey @AGTimGriffin ! @joinoneapp and other banks shouldn't be allowed to keep their customers from accessing their funds for more than a day without being held responsible.
The city spending money on a new parking deck just goes to show you why residents of #LittleRock need to vote NO on the proposed sales tax increase. They waste what they already have!
Replying to @jgreghenderson
Lastly, as we are looking to spend money on things like a new parking deck, renovating river market hall, and other specific projects, I want to make sure we are pairing that money spent with increasing the usability of those areas. We are again in agreement.
Automatic doors were obviously invented by a gay man. They make it easier to make our grand entrance.
Fucking brilliant play.
Same driver, different directions. Different prices. @Uber you're a fucking Joke!
Hey @Uber I've never used you to deliver anything. These promos are useless to me.
A consistent theme with @Verizon @VerizonSupport is no help. Troubleshooting does nothing to help. 200 bucks a month for shit service!
















