Finally, that poem about circumcision we've all been waiting for. This is the final cut. #torah #poetry #lechlecha #ouch Read it at JewishPoetry.net

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I'm hoping my strict diet and exercise regimen will bring me back to the time when we all used to live for hundreds of years. Read this poem at jewishpoetry.net/two-hundred… torah #poetry #noah #noach #longevity @jewishjournal

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They said go to this room and wait. I've been here for hours.

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This is the end of the beginning... jewishjournal.com/judaism/39… We’ve started over…this time at the end… Thanks to Cantor Ross Wolman for this year’s suggestion – My poems will respond to the very last verse of each week’s text. No spoilers. #torah #poetry @jewishjournal

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Wow, thanks to Dashboard Horus editor Marie C Lecrivain for selecting my poem "A Day at Sea" for a 2026 Best of the Net nomination! Fantastic to be in this class of nominees! Thanks, Marie! dashboardhorus.blogspot.com/…

I have no opinion on unpopular opinions.

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Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimeow-ey #caturday #doctormeowho

We finish the Torah this weekend. We start the Torah this weekend. The cycle continues.

When I become a Rabbi, and have to teach classes, the first one is going to be called "Hair."

I found this mustache image in my photo library. I'm not sure why it's there or what its intentions are.

Who's ready to invest in self-toasting toast? I have a plan.

Does Sabrina Carpenter hire out? I want her to build me some shelves.

A sequel to a poem I wrote last year for the traditional “ushpizim" celebrated male guests… #poetry #sukkot @jewishjournal jewishjournal.com/judaism/39…