Globetrotter // Scientist // Non-collector of keyrings

Newcastle, England
Joined January 2009
Dear Whisky Santa, I’ve been REALLY good this year, and so for Christmas I would love a bottle of Scapa 34 Year Old 1988. I would even share some of it with my boyfriend because he’s been quite good too #WhiskySanta @MasterOfMalt
12
At @sainsburys in Gosforth yesterday. Member of staff proclaiming they wouldn't buy the chocolate, bc they'd seen rats inside the box that morning. Deliberately ensuring customers could hear, & whilst I appreciate the PSA, I'd rather management just removed it from the shelves...
43
At the ‘Can the Conservatives win over the under 40s?’ fringe where pollster Joe Twymam explains the policies that might actually switch young voters to the Tories: 1. 50% reduction in house prices. 2. Scrap tuition fees 3. Stop Brexit. #cpc2018
29
138
41
332
A man on a BBC2 daytime home -improvement show just described his shed as his ‘glory hole’.
358
373
68
5,322
“It hurt when I was 13 and it hurts now I’m 31” 💔 – at Whitley Bay, England
Watching #HumanRemains before bed last night seemed like a great idea until I woke up this morning with some outrageous quotes stuck in my head. Spending today trying not to offend anyone courtesy of @RobBrydon
Finally got to watch a @ManCity match w/ this gentleman. Here we're debating which of us is the true Wigan jinx. damn u @Ricicles @WillNelson1981 @philipmcginley and #Wigan! #mcfc #oldkid #oldkidmusic @maisonneuvemusic @NieldyMCFC @operabobs @howard_burr @NoisyPod @Vic_Bird
3
5
35
Wedding Weekend 👰🏻 🎩 💍
1
Sarah Rice retweeted
Bon Iver's music is one of the true loves of my life. Every. Single. Time
516
4,622
393
21,436
We are deeply shocked and mourning the loss of a wonderful young woman, Ellen Higginbottom
13
139
10
493
I'm tired of Tories praising firefighters, police, NHS medics, council staff and other emergency workers then cutting their pay and jobs
814
27,103
755
45,399
I am delighted to see Labour do so well. I congratulate @jeremycorbyn for running a very effective campaign.
553
13,306
843
59,915
Why aren't u covering this #UKElection story, @TheTimes, @TheSun? You got photos. You've got videos of Rupert's fury xitter.cf/johnprescott/status/87…
Heard from very good source who was there that Rupert Murdoch stormed out of The Times Election Party after seeing the Exit Poll 😂 #Vote2017
1
20
18
Remember, BBCNews, the Tory billionaires tabloids, will make it "May failed" not "Corbyn succeeded." They can't and won't credit him #GE2017
5
51
2
86
Who has the bottle for the Brexit negotiations? The guy vilified by the media for years and shrugs it off, or the coward who won't face him?
66
3,491
73
6,776
Sarah Rice retweeted
If you voted Brexit cause you wanted change, voting Conservative would seem counter productive.
44
229
3
850
Remember to vote tomorrow and bear in mind British values of tolerance, fair play, and caring for society's least advantaged.
307
10,126
552
26,083