handsome boy modeling school graduate. trans rights are human rights. black lives matter (he/him)

London
Joined April 2007
made a huitlacoche quesadilla for lunch to celebrate being marked safe from PHP 8.2.24
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those Mexicans have some phenomenal gear that they’re gatekeeping
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i once had a Swedish colleague going through a divorce, and he was telling us in the pub how great it was because he’d put a piece of wood covering one side of the bed that he could put his laptop and bowls/plates on
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Richard John retweeted
“sorry, we meant about the job” etc.
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well that was fun, let’s do it over and over again for the rest of our lives; thanks @OpenAI
i hope everyone using PHP is having a wonderful morning 🥰
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i hope everyone using PHP is having a wonderful morning 🥰
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the kids these days refuse to do proper jobs like drug dealing, so are the Top Boy spin offs just going to be a guy who owns a phone shop in Finsbury Park and a bunch of phone snatchers?
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i bet the spooky usernames are going so hard on Bluesky
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heads up; we’re getting an emergency alert at 6pm where Andy Burnham will tell us what’s in the bag
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Richard John retweeted
Fucking visiting idiots are expecting this
😳 First visitor into Yorkshire Wildlife Park after it reopened is left SHOCKED seeing the exact spot where William Chapman jumped into the tiger’s enclosure. Altai the tiger is also spotted for the first time since last weekend’s tragedy. 🐅
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there is a literacy crisis at BBC News
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vegan chinese buffet; the things they can do these days
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this place is Su Vegan Buffet in Shepherd’s Bush btw, it’s 10 chopsticks out of 10. £15 for enough food to shorten your lifespan significantly AND a pot of chrysanthemum tea
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if Darren Brown was really magic he’d magic himself up some new hair
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i don’t understand how the white race has survived so long. white babies are so ugly, it must be REALLY tempting to just dump that shit in a bush or something.
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had a wonderful dream where i was just flushing this kid’s head down the toilet over and over for eternity
This tweet alerted me to the existence of a new upscale bakery near my flat selling delicious cakes and bread! I shall have to patronise them.
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i just went out to get ice cream and now i’m drawn to this laser
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staff in the co-op couldn’t be bothered trying to get the scales to weigh my single red onion, so they just told me to have it
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thanks phone, i’m pretty sure i know the score now
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husky on a boat
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