i once had a Swedish colleague going through a divorce, and he was telling us in the pub how great it was because he’d put a piece of wood covering one side of the bed that he could put his laptop and bowls/plates on
well that was fun, let’s do it over and over again for the rest of our lives; thanks @OpenAI
the kids these days refuse to do proper jobs like drug dealing, so are the Top Boy spin offs just going to be a guy who owns a phone shop in Finsbury Park and a bunch of phone snatchers?
Richard John retweeted
Fucking visiting idiots are expecting this
i don’t understand how the white race has survived so long. white babies are so ugly, it must be REALLY tempting to just dump that shit in a bush or something.
staff in the co-op couldn’t be bothered trying to get the scales to weigh my single red onion, so they just told me to have it















