Sell the club Palios, you dick!

Wirral, England
Joined January 2010
WE'VE HELD ON TO A FUCKING LEAD!!!
👊 Hard-fought win on the road! #TRFC #SWA
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Martin Keown is so fucking bad at this it's insane!
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Trade FOR Saquon Barkley. FOR. Go now.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Israel struggles after facing opponent that isn’t an unarmed 6-year-old.
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What a win for Northern Ireland! Incredible ending!
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TalkSport on an absolutely generational run right now 😂😂 @Si_23Q
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Go on Coventry!!
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Interviewing a player while the match is still going on? Nah, absolutely not, get rid of this shit!
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Me, a Tranmere fan, hearing the commentator say "not many fanbases have suffered like Sunderland have" #UEL
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Proud to say I have the Alan Nixon, Piers Morgan, Kay Burley and Alan Sugar quad-block!
Being blocked by this guy is the only Twitter user experience improvement in about decade. A ridiculous thing to “tease”
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Excellent news. Hold them to it: cut off all public services to the village, deny them free access to the NHS, set up complicated import/export rules for them, take their passports, and suspend their use of the Pound. Then let's see how important "small boats" are to them, hey?
The Oxfordshire village of Piddington has voted in favour of independence from the UK in a symbolic protest against plans to house male asylum seekers at a nearby former military base.
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Get your shit packed Antonio Mafi!
The #Raiders have claimed G Bryce Cabeldue off waivers from the #Seahawks.
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Love this signing for Everton. Gets them out of that dumb deal for Richarlison too!
🚨🔵 EXCL: Everton reach club to club agreement with AS Monaco for Folarin Balogun. €45m fixed fee, €5m add-ons and sell-on clause too agreed with #EFC, Monaco are ready to sell. Negotiations ongoing tonight on personal terms; final key step to get it done.
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Imagine thinking you were getting N'Diaye and ending up with Mudryk!
🚨 Tottenham Hotspur make enquiry to Chelsea over deal to sign Mykhailo Mudryk. #THFC interest based on loan for 25yo #CFC winger; available to move after return from suspension. Ukraine intl played under Roberto De Zerbi at Shakhtar Donetsk @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7488501…
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He knows it's time!
DJOKOVIC, QUEBRADO EN PLENO PARTIDO. 😢 📺 Mirá el #USOpen en el Plan Premium de Disney Plus.
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Imagine having a massive squad overhaul in the year 2026 and ending up with Enzo Fernandez and Cody Gakpo 😂😂
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Cody Gakpo decides to join Manchester City & parties now working to reach agreement. 27yo faced 3-way decision after #LFC signed Bradley Barcola; stay or Tottenham Hotspur also options. Dutch int’l chose #MCFC + talks advancing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7484818…
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What the fuck are Everton playing at?
🚨 EXCL: Nottingham Forest working on deal to sign Harrison Armstrong from Everton. Talks for 19yo centre on ~£40m deal + sell-on clause to #EFC. England youth international targeted by #NFFC to strengthen midfield after Elliot Anderson exit @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7547650…
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✍️ Tranmere Rovers are delighted to announce that forward @dyljones05 has re-joined the Club on a season-long loan from Championship side @NorwichCityFC. Read more: shorturl.at/N5KvL #TRFC #SWA
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Take the money and fucking run Chelsea.
BREAKING: Enzo Fernández is very close to becoming a #ManCity player, with negotiations between the two clubs progressing. [via @gastonedul]
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Dickie G retweeted
One of the best tributes to Dolly Parton, you’ll ever see.
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