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Dad of 3, happily single again, RIB driving and Scuba instructor, Pink Floyd & David Gilmour fan, loves aeroplanes, Monty Python and Curry, in any order

Joined June 2009
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.@elonmusk will you stop refreshing my feed just as I’m reading a tweet that then disappears Did you and your developer all sit in a group and say “yes that’s a good idea” ffs
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Imagine traveling with three exhausted kids after vacation and your flight change becomes an overnight in Las Vegas. You start searching for hotels and begin to panic because there is nothing. I mean nothing. You start running through scenarios of sleeping in the airport and think if you have any favors you can cash in. Then you get this text while still on the first flight: “Hi Babcocks! This is Shannon from @SouthwestAir I’ve booked you all a hotel and rescheduled you on the next flight in the morning” Shannon continues to text me during the flight making sure I get a taxi big enough for all of us, sent links to be reimbursed for other expenses and made sure I knew to call him if anything happens. It felt like my kids had an uncle working at corporate looking out for them. I always said I would never take my kids to Vegas but we made the best of it and planned to Uber eats their favorites for dinner. Imagine our surprise to see that not only did he find us a room but one large enough for my kids. The presidential suite. Now picture three little kids flipping out about a shower the size of their first bedrooms. Shannon saved the day. We slept well, ate well and are now on to our next flight. @SouthwestAir Shannon in connections downstairs in Las Vegas needs a raise. He’s one of the good ones that makes your customer service legendary.
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Nigel farage wants you to think that Britain has an immigration problem. It doesn't. Britain had a problem with millionaires hoarding wealth, egged on by politicians and the press. Britain has a problem with racism. Britain has a @Nigel_Farage problem. RT if you agree.
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.@waitrose here’s an annoying first world problem for you to solve. To cut down on plastic, wrapping paper is now sold with glued paper seals. ✅ But why use strong glue and weak, thin seal paper for this? Ten minutes trying to open this wrapping paper. It doesn’t work.
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92% of people under 25 and 67% of people in the UK wish to rejoin the EU. RT if you are one.
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Well @VictoriaAtkins blind faith is admirable 😂
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Sitrep for @scottiebateman Sat in the garden with wine, devouring #Hercules. The lads are just calling Iwo Jima inbound to Beirut to medivac the US marines. Goosebumps.
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Repost this Led @ByDonkeys film about Rees Mogg as often as you can 👌 Particularly my friends in "North East Somerset and Hanham" new constituency Get Jacob Rees Mogg out in 4 weeks time I might get down there myself to see what's going on 😉
32 days to go. Do you live in North East Somerset? Do you know someone who lives in North East Somerset? Do you know someone who knows someone who lives in North East Somerset? Share this film with them
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I’d like to thank @RishiSunak for calling an election, because I’ve never pissed myself laughing quite as much as I do daily now, reading his latest policy announcements or campaign photo ops and enjoying Twitter’s reaction
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If everyone who wants The Conversatives out on the 4th of July follows and retweets we'll reach a million by midnight and have a much bigger voice for the next six weeks.
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Is it just me or does it feel like the mood of the country has suddenly lifted? Can’t think why. #GeneralElectionlNow
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Hi @AmazonUK placed 2 orders this morning morning. Both said delivery by 10pm on orders over £20. The total is £90 yet one isn’t coming until tomorrow 🤔
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Please retweet if you will never forgive the lying politicians who robbed us of our EU Freedom of Movement. #RejoinEU
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So @Vitality_UK I haven’t forgotten my password but your system seems to think I have. My phone remembers it that’s what they do. Why has it so far taken 30 minutes to get your password reset email? I’m actually waiting to use the app. Sort it out please.
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That’s almost 2 hours now @Vitality_UK 🤷‍♂️
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I say this country would be a better place if we had more Angela Rayners and less Rishi Sunacks retweet if you agree
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Hey @elonmusk I don’t need or want to see this garbage dozens of times a day. It’s about every 4th tweet right now all from different “people” Sort it out!
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I am not sure if anyone cares what a 27 year old with autism and special needs has to say, but I want to help inspire others. I lost both my parents when I was 19. I was attacked and bullied. But it hasn’t broken me. Can you retweet this if you care what I have to say?
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"Rishi Sunak tells @SkyNews his #Rwanda plan “is a worthwhile investment” Do you agree with Rishi Sunak? Please RT after voting - thank you.
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2%Yes I do
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