Demons run when a good man goes to war, Night will fall and drown the sun, When a good man goes to war. Friendship dies and true love lies, Night will fall, and the dark will rise, When a good man goes to war. Demons run, but count the cost; The battle's won, the child is lost.

At my wife's 40th high school reunion. Besides her, I know maybe 3 people here. And no names. But she's having a blast catching up, and that's what's important.

Gotta question: Is this legit? I don't have a premium account (I did a few years ago, but had to drop back to basic for financial reasons).

Sure I am:

"Thirsty Thursday, with $1 drafts from 5-9 at the Trocadero!"

I've been doxxed. My real name is... Well...

Mel Brooks' "Human Centipede"

If you see this tweet, share one of your favorite paintings.

Post a real photo you took, no context.

Me, I'm getting ready to get some shopping done, but first reliving my teen years.

Me when I make the receiver appointment on schedule, and am told they'll start unloading in 2 hours, after lunch...

We've had the longest 5 years this week.

Lord, protect Dick Van Dyke and Mel Brooks. #RIPDolly😭

A prime example of the evil of "I want it, so it's mine." taken to it's extreme.

I'm more than just bad takes.

Here's a quick game I like to call "What's Off With My Truck?" (Besides it being a Volvo. That's a given.😂)

Let's do this. Favorite Far Side.